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Chant for Saturday?







Del Fenner

Because of Boxing Day
Sep 5, 2011
1,438
An Away Terrace
Just like your song about us taking it up the bum?

Bit of a sore point that one. (fnarr)

The majority of Palace fans probably find this one embarrassing and plain wrong, but there is a hard core of 40-something norty schoolboys who get a thrill from belting it out. On the one hand there is a certain frisson at perpetuating a gross generalisation that sticks two fingers up at the current PC climate, but frankly it isn't funny after the first 20 times you've heard it.
 


Blackcap

Member
Nov 6, 2011
236
Shoreham by Sea
To the tune of The Laughing Policeman (for those old enough to remember that)

I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night

They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground

Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh

On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face

Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)
 


RM-Taylor

He's Magic.... You Know
NSC Patron
Jan 7, 2006
15,299
And you're a (clap clap) Cl_lNT all over, you're a Cl_lNT all over
 


pauli cee

New member
Jan 21, 2009
2,366
worthing
To the tune of The Laughing Policeman (for those old enough to remember that)

I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night

They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground

Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh

On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face

Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)

hahahaha, class!
 




D'Angelo Saxon

SW19ULLS
Jul 30, 2004
3,097
SW19
To the tune of The Laughing Policeman (for those old enough to remember that)

I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night

They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground

Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh

On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face

Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)

I actually quite like that.

But then again, I think Steven Dobbie's chant should be to the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton, and Andrea Orlandi's to the tune of Come on and join the Conga.
 


SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,179
London
We can leave them in no doubt who we think is the better player when it comes to Buckley and Zaha with this one....

"id rather have a willy than a c**t" (repeat several times)
 










seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,932
Crap Town
Only to be sung after the hat trick - "Buckley for England , Buckley For England"
 




seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,932
Crap Town
"He dives to the left , he dives to the right. Winifred Zaha makes Daley look shite"
 


Rodney Thomas

Well-known member
May 2, 2012
1,593
Ελλάδα
To the tune of The Laughing Policeman (for those old enough to remember that)

I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night

They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground

Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh

On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face

Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)



Well done sir! Wonderful stuff
 


Se20

Banned
Oct 3, 2012
3,981
To the tune of The Laughing Policeman (for those old enough to remember that)

I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night

They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground

Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh

On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face

Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)

Very good that one, a marked improvement from that Alllbbbiioonn drone.
 






Se20

Banned
Oct 3, 2012
3,981
A classic from a few years ago
" 5-0, and you can't go home !!! "
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,932
Crap Town
One from the 70's - "We had joy , we had fun , we had Palace on the run. But the joy didn't last cos the bastards ran too fast"
 


Del Fenner

Because of Boxing Day
Sep 5, 2011
1,438
An Away Terrace
To the tune of The Laughing Policeman (for those old enough to remember that)

I know a bunch of pikeys
they're always on this site
posting endless bollocks
through morning noon and night

They say they've got a winger
worth 20 million pounds
but soon as he gets in the box
he falls flat on the ground

Those stupid Palace halfwits
just love to lick his arse
but every time I hear his name
I simply have to laugh

On Saturday we play them
at their ever empty place
and when Buckley bangs his hattrick in
we'll laugh in Zaha's face

Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zaha? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Original enough for you? (Yeah I know it'll never work as a terrace chant, but what the hell)

Not half bad, 7/10 :thumbsup:
 






SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,179
London


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