Caption competition

[Kev the Ape]

 

[Cian]

Stop nicking other peoples suggestions, Kev.

 

[Kaney]

"I wonder how long it will be before somebody notices the dead mole in my pocket?"

 

[colinpants]

man escapes from lookie-lickie thread

 

[Trigger]

"That Kev The Ape is such a thick twat"

 

[NMH]

"My mum TOLD me if I made that last face I would stay that way, but it went back to normal. see?"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse"