Bruce Forsyth at Glastonbury

[Nibble]

My God. Just goes to show that the world is controlled by 14 yr old hipster twats. Forsyth. How 'hilariously ironic'. Christ in a bap.

 

[spring hall convert]

I wouldn't worry too much, it'll keep all the day trippers in one place. It's not like there isn't plenty else to do.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Nice to see you, to see you.........?

 

[brakespear]

My God. Just goes to show that the world is controlled by 14 yr old hipster twats. Forsyth. How 'hilariously ironic'. Christ in a bap.

Better than having to watch Mumford and Sons I guess - might be a bit confusing with the Stones there at the same time though.

 

[Marxo]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was on the Parkinson show a few years ago, BF was on with Boris Becker and BF was explaining how he stayed fit at his age. He stood up and proceeded to twirl around with his arms stretched out at quite a rate, whereupon BB jumped up and grabbed him to make him stop because he was worried that BF would do himself a mischief.

 

[Nibble]

He's an awful old perv. Should have been retired years ago.

 

[Normal Rob]

He's an awful old perv. Should have been retired years ago.

be careful what you say. that could be viewed as libel given the recent celebrity shennanigans!

 

[Icy Gull]

How Rock N' Roll

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Bruce Forsyth is the Ryan Giggs of the television world. He's far past his best and, if truth be known, totally shit at what he does these days. But because he's still doing it years after most people would have given up, he's held up as some sort of legend.

That would be a good analogy if Ryan Giggs was 'shit at what he does these days'. But he's not. Bruce is though.

 

[Nathan]

I think at his age, nothing that far in advanced can be confirmed. Lets just pencil him in and see what happens.

 

[beorhthelm]

i doubt many 14yo would know who he is, surely this is evidence that those running Glasto are too old, or Glasto is increasingly for a middle aged audience?

 

[Pavilionaire]

I can almost hear his next catchphrase now:

"I'm from the 70s and pervy,
I've got an erection,
So nice to see them...
Here's One Direction!"

 

[Nibble]

I can almost hear his next catchphrase now:

"I'm from the 70s and pervy,
I've got an erection,
So nice to see them...
Here's One Direction!"

haha!

 

[Vegas Seagull]

In my opinion, Giggs is shit these days, at least at the level he's operating at. Obviously if he played for a lesser side then he would be more in line with their standard. Just like if Forsyth only appeared on QVC at 2am he wouldn't be such an embarrassment. But they're still both trying to cling on at the top level when it passed them by some time ago.

When Courts stopped using him for their advertising they went bust

 

[kevo]

Well, they can't exactly have Rolf this year..........

 

[Garage_Doors]

Bruce Forsyth is the Ryan Giggs of the television world. He's far past his best and, if truth be known, totally shit at what he does these days. But because he's still doing it years after most people would have given up, he's held up as some sort of legend.

Swap Gary Barlow for Ryan Giggs in the above and it would read the same.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

i doubt many 14yo would know who he is, surely this is evidence that those running Glasto are too old, or Glasto is increasingly for a middle aged audience?

Plenty of stuff for people of all ages at Glastonbury especially the teen market you have mentioned.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I can almost hear his next catchphrase now:

"I'm from the 70s and pervy,
I've got an erection,
So nice to see them...
Here's One Direction!"

I'm sleazy and from 1970 , nice to see them....oh it's the police from Operation Yew Tree.