Brighton - The Movie

[The Large One]

Keith Chegwin as Joey Barton.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Wesley Snipes as Inigo Calderon.

Gary Coleman (RIP) as a young Calde.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Blake Harrison as Dunky

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Get Hugh Grant to play Guy Butters.

Nah, Shirley Crabtree would be more realistic - big fans favorite and keen supporter of KFC

 

[dingodan]

Starring Matt Lucas, as Bruno.

& Mr Hanky as the Amex Poo.

 

[Lankyseagull]

Mr T as Kazenga Lua-Lua.

 

[Lankyseagull]

Gary Coleman (RIP) as a young Calde.

Leon Knight surely?

 

[trueblue]

Bruno.

 

[trueblue]

Russell Slade.

 

[bobby baxter]

David Haig as Greg Stanley

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

I think Vic Reeves would be good as Barry Lloyd. For reasons that seem obvious to me but are strangely hard to articulate.

I think I get what you mean.....

 

[StonehamPark]

Stallone
Owen Wilson - Arnold - Christoph Waltz - Mekhi Phifer
Jean Reno - Seth Green - Mark Wahlberg - W. Snipes
Elijah Wood - Bill Murray​

Manager - Denzel Washington
Coach - Dwayne Johnson

 

[GloryDays]

Steve Buscemi should be Bloom....

Adam Sandler as Hemed, doing some comical gaffs 3 yards from goal when all the audience are crying out for him to put it in the net. Top banter.

Macaulay Culkin as Solly March.

Hugh Grant could play Will Buckley..

Bobby Z = Vin Deasil

Vincent Cassel for Gus.

Strong line up.

Or just use the cast of Mighty Ducks and hope they've all aged well.