BREAKING NEWS...john terry

[8340]

....capello,s just phoned wayne bridge and told him,..i,ve spoken to john terry-he,s lost the captains armband....do me a favour and look under your bed for me wayne,please!!

 

[papajaff]

Needle and thread anyone? My sides have split.

 

[Gritt23]

Not bad. Made me smile. 6/10.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Needle and thread anyone? My sides have split.

 

[Jordy]

V.good!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Nice grammar!

 

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