He would be an absolute star as Assistant Manager. Let him loose on the press after the match, but get him a player's registration at the same time. Let him come on for the final five minutes in matches that are already pretty much decided.
He would also be our anti-LewesDC weapon - imagine him turning up at a public enquiry in a nylon Skint/PremierBet.com shirt....
I went with some Uni mates last night. Our arms were on TV at he end Same old stewards. Almost got kicked out for standing and we weren't even standing persistently. Only got up when we were singing. Although we were singing a lot.
I was there. He tripped and sent the German crashing. Boris had no positional sense and ran round chasing the ball for 10 or 15 minutes. He should play and double up as an assistant to Steve Mclaren (Press liaison??)
LEGEND!