[Humour] Bloody Kids With Their "Can I Have Your Shirt" Signs!

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Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,089
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
He could at least have spelt his name correctly!
 

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Shropshire Seagull

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Nov 5, 2004
8,745
Telford
Love it that a Manure kid wants a Brighton player's shirt.

But first, get him kitted out in our club shop with a change of allegiances first ...

Got the scowl-face of a young PPF too ....

EDIT: Yes, I can see it's been photoshopped ...
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,489
Playing snooker
Doctored sign above not withstanding, it’s always the lack of “please may I have…” that pisses me off. Grasping little *****.

If I was the object of such a sign, I’d walk over after the final whistle and say, “if you’d asked politely then I may have said yes. But seeing as you’re holding up what is verging on a ransom demand, you can **** off.”

Different times, I guess :shrug:
 


SK1NT

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Sep 9, 2003
8,761
Thames Ditton
all probably all end up on ebay. Cheeky little man ure fan.
 
















Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
55,627
Faversham
I was thinking of bringing 'Ronaldo, can I burn your shirt' written in felt pen on a bit of cardboard, just to see if I could get it on MOTD, then I simply forgot.
 


DavidRyder

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Jul 23, 2013
2,923
So did anyone actually get Ronaldo's shirt, or were all the cardboard and felt tips used in vain?
 






Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
62,381
The Fatherland
I had my “Yves, please can I have your white Gucci man bag?” sign ready for the final game.
 

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Herr Tubthumper

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Nobby Cybergoat

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Jul 19, 2021
8,607
The fact that so many of these shirts are appearing on ebay is what would make me think, that as a player, i'd much rather give my shirt to someone not asking for it
 










portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
17,666
None of these kids will fit the shirt anyway, obvious they’re selling them. Sort of to be expected amongst todays entitled pompous brats and their narcissist parents who encourage this behaviour. Besides, should be up chimneys not being fed chips, burgers and pop to fill a 4hr “gap” in their obesity schedule whilst openly begging. No pride. No manners. And that’s just the parents!
 


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