Bin Laden's porn stash

[Bold Seagull]

If it can beat my 468 gigabytes of catalogued grumble flicks (sorted by rating (1-5 star), language, decade, grunting level and areas of specialism) then I take my hat off to him.

You still measure yours in gigabytes...

 

[El Presidente]

You still measure yours in gigabytes...

I bow my head in shame.

 

[StonehamPark]

I bet it was German Shiite porn.

 

[Normal Rob]

Looking forward to tomorrow's headlines:

OSAMA BIN LARD ON!

Hard on - surely?

 

[Buzzer]

Page 3 of the Sunni

Debbie does Dhaka


etc...etc...

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

If it can beat my 468 gigabytes of catalogued grumble flicks (sorted by rating (1-5 star), language, decade, grunting level and areas of specialism) then I take my hat off to him.

Can you translate that into an equivalent tonnage of dirty magazines/dvds? Just in case they ever do release the figures and it turned out he'd gone old school.

You still measure yours in gigabytes...

Heh, that got a laugh.

 

[Buzzer]

You still measure yours in gigabytes...

Giggity-gigabytes?

 

[8ace]

"Due to the nature of the content the decision was made not to release it," he said.

In other words the pages were all stuck together.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

"Ah you see my mighty world trade centre is 140 stories high for you my darling one"...tug tug tug..."ugh"...and now it falls taking my infidel jizz with it.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Besides...are you telling me that a bunch of sailors in balaclavas found "an extensive porn stash" and just handed it over to the CIA? Pah.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

get your nose out for the lads.

n. N. N. Y.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Christ on a bike..if the navy seals broke into my house they'd need a shit load more than two Blackhawks to get my load out, and that's just what's on flash drives.

 

[BlockDpete]

I would think "stash" would mean mags.

Probably single pages found under a bush, or something......

 

[Eggmundo]

I would think "stash" would mean mags.

Probably single pages found under a bush, or something......

Today's youth will never know that magical moment..

 

[El Presidente]

I would think "stash" would mean mags.

Probably single pages found under a bush, or something......

True, nothing beats spotting a carrier bag full of Penthouse, Men Only and other assorted grumble thrown out in a fit of wangst by someone under the bongo tree.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Today's youth will never know that magical moment..

I remember (aged 9 or 10) finding the mother lode of grumble in an overstuffed plastic bag behind a garage in Warwick Gardens in Worthing. I was the most popular boy in the parish that long hot summer many years ago. Porn..where art thou now?

 

[Dick Head]

Today's youth will never know that magical moment..

Indeed.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Used to live next to a golf course as a kid, found a load in some bushes near a fairway. Happy days.