[Technology] Baffled by the dishwasher

[Norman Potting]

Something that intrigues me is that when I set ours off it displays the minutes until the wash finishes and these always vary. This makes me wonder it there is a little dish washer android incorporated into the device that counts the items within, reviews their level of dirtinness and calculates how long the cycle needs to be.

Any dishwasher enthusiasts on here who can enlighten me? Should I get out more??

 

[maltaseagull]

Something that intrigues me is that when I set ours off it displays the minutes until the wash finishes and these always vary. This makes me wonder it there is a little dish washer android incorporated into the device that counts the items within, reviews their level of dirtinness and calculates how long the cycle needs to be.

Any dishwasher enthusiasts on here who can enlighten me? Should I get out more??

My bowl and sponge don't have a timer so I can't help.
Sorry!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Auto sensor inside innit?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

It will have a turbidity sensor.
This means it will analyse the clarity of the water to determine how hard it thinks it needs to work to get the dishes clean.
The turbidity sensor will also have a negative temperature coefficient sensor that will read the starting temperature of the water and adjusts the heating time accordingly.

So there ya go

 

[Justice]

I will time the wife over the next couple of days to get an average and report back.

 

[keaton]

My bafflement is caused by the fact mine beeps very loudly 6 times on completion. Who ever asked for this?

 

[BN9 BHA]

All I can add is my dishwasher sends a signal to my dog as soon as I open the door

 

[Jack Straw]

I thought this was going to be a music album review.

 

[Norman Potting]

It will have a turbidity sensor.
This means it will analyse the clarity of the water to determine how hard it thinks it needs to work to get the dishes clean.
The turbidity sensor will also have a negative temperature coefficient sensor that will read the starting temperature of the water and adjusts the heating time accordingly.

So there ya go

Remarkable - thanks for enlightening me !

 

[Questions]

I thought it was going to be a gripe about the missus

 

[happypig]

My bafflement is caused by the fact mine beeps very loudly 6 times on completion. Who ever asked for this?

My new, built-in one pops open when it's finished. The first time it did it I was stood by it and my first thought was "oh bugger, it's broken"

 

[LamieRobertson]

I‘ll ask the butler to speak to the cook about it and my secretary will get back to you

 

[el punal]

My new, built-in one pops open when it's finished. The first time it did it I was stood by it and my first thought was "oh bugger, it's broken"

I suggest you take your wife to the doctor.

 

[zefarelly]

My bafflement is caused by the fact mine beeps very loudly 6 times on completion. Who ever asked for this?

THats nothing, our washing machine has been cross bred with the Casio kid. f***ing racket. At the end of every cycle.

Thankfully I build a laundry last year and they're all hidden in their on little room with a thick door on the front!

our washidisher has a similar randomisation device for timing As well as cracking its door open upon completion of a cycle

 

[KZNSeagull]

My bafflement is caused by the fact mine beeps very loudly 6 times on completion. Who ever asked for this?

Mine only does 5. Then does 5 more every 5 minutes until you open the door. Terrible nagging, must have been designed by a woman.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

It will have a turbidity sensor.
This means it will analyse the clarity of the water to determine how hard it thinks it needs to work to get the dishes clean.
The turbidity sensor will also have a negative temperature coefficient sensor that will read the starting temperature of the water and adjusts the heating time accordingly.

So there ya go

Makes you wonder if those automatic Japanese khazis have a similar gizmo that determines how long the flush should be after a dump ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It will have a turbidity sensor.
This means it will analyse the clarity of the water to determine how hard it thinks it needs to work to get the dishes clean.
The turbidity sensor will also have a negative temperature coefficient sensor that will read the starting temperature of the water and adjusts the heating time accordingly.

So there ya go

Is a turbidity sensor a bullshit detector for posh people?

 

[Official Old Man]

I can write programmes on my laptop for my accounts. Designed my own website from scratch. My house is fully automated with Alexa for lights & heating.
But my dishwasher has 6 options, all of which baffle me and my washing maching needs a PhD of something. It has 6 buttons and each button has 5 options. What on earth do they all mean?

 

[zefarelly]

Makes you wonder if those automatic Japanese khazis have a similar gizmo that determines how long the flush should be after a dump ?

Pan sits on a set of scales. And a mic to gauge splatter?

 

[zefarelly]

Is a turbidity sensor a bullshit detector for posh people?

I take it you work for Southern water?