Ask Uncle Buck

[Trigger]

Telling them to sit down...

Politely or f*** off?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Politely or f*** off?

Both work.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Piers could you tell me where Dean Wilkins brought that tank top he was wearing Saturday , many thanks.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Piers could you tell me where Dean Wilkins brought that tank top he was wearing Saturday , many thanks.

No...

 

[Trigger]

What is the extent of Joel Lynch's injury?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What is the extent of Joel Lynch's injury?

Well the club are saying he has knee injury, maybe a textbook injury.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

No...

to clarify

is that No you do not know

or

No you do know but won't tell me

 

[Uncle Buck]

to clarify

is that No you do not know

or

No you do know but won't tell me

It is a no.

 

[Trigger]

Dean White, in or out?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dean White, in or out?...

Well the management team needs to work as a unit, if there is a lack of communication within that team, then maybe part of it needs to go.

 

[Mendoza]

should players be allowed mobile phones on match days?

 

[Uncle Buck]

should players be allowed mobile phones on match days?

Well having a mobile phone is fine as long as it is not used to bad mouth others or some of the allegded things Ashley Cole might have done.

 

[Trigger]

I thought I saw Lynch and Mayo together yesterday in town, can you confirm if it was them or not?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I thought I saw Lynch and Mayo together yesterday in town, can you confirm if it was them or not?

I could not confirm that.

 

[Mr Blobby]

How did Mr Eaton get quite so lost getting from Euston to Kings Cross on Saturday night! Also can you please explain why the Chinese, Pizza and Curry house near Haywards Heath station were all shut by the time I finished my pint on Saturday night? I had to walk into town to get a kebab and when I got back to the station all the taxis had gone! Was this of your making??

 

[Uncle Buck]

How did Mr Eaton get quite so lost getting from Euston to Kings Cross on Saturday night! Also can you please explain why the Chinese, Pizza and Curry house near Haywards Heath station were all shut by the time I finished my pint on Saturday night? I had to walk into town to get a kebab and when I got back to the station all the taxis had gone! Was this of your making??

Eaton messed it up as he is an Eijett.

I think the fact you did not roll out of the pub until past midnight would explain why the said eateries were shut.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Piersy, isnt it about time you changed that bit on your posts about McGhee? It was a year ago now man! At least change it to 'McGhee was like the pikeys etc etc?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Piersy, isnt it about time you changed that bit on your posts about McGhee? It was a year ago now man! At least change it to 'McGhee was like the pikeys etc etc?

Am sure the same excuses will start appearing post Motherwell games...

 

[Trufflehound]

Do the ducks really fly backwards on Ilkley Moor?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do the ducks really fly backwards on Ilkley Moor?

Only into a crispy pancake with shredded onions and cucumber.