Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Whys it called a blowjob when the technique doesn't involve blowing?

Blame Canada.

 

[Uncle Buck]

If I have AIDS should I tell clients?

Double bag it and keep quiet.

 

[Uncle Buck]

As you have a vast knowledge on our great rail network, I wonder if you could clear something up for me that has been puzzling me for years.

Its about the old Capital card that used to give unlimited travel on buses, trains and tubes in London.

Why in the TV commercial did they say its half train, half tube and half bus?

Surely thats a third ?

Please help

Ask for a One Day Travelcard and get Melv out soon.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Cheese, solid block or runny liquid?...

Cambert runny liquid. Stilton solid with some port.

 

[Les Biehn]

Double bag it and keep quiet.

What if I don't want him to double bag?

 

[Mr Blobby]

Can you tell me what I should do with empty fanta bottles?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What if I don't want him to double bag?

Users risk at that point.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Can you tell me what I should do with empty fanta bottles?

You need a Fatty Taxman close by.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Where should Les and I spend post match drinking on sat.

also should i drink till sick or just blind

 

[Simster]

My next door neighbour covered his flowerbed in a shed load of horse manure last weekend, yet he got the right f***ing hump last night when I shat in his flowerbed at 3 in the morning after a night on the sauce and a kebab - the cable I layed was barely 5 inches long.

So what exactly was his f***ing problem?

 

[Mr Blobby]

Does the OAF really have a sister? If not who is the mystery women he claims is his sister?? BTW where was the OAF on Saturday as no drinks got spilt or glasses broken and nobody fell over the seats in the ground

Am I allowed to aks more than one question at a time? (sorry thats 4 now!)

 

[Les Biehn]

Users risk at that point.

Am I just using Kinky or do I love him.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Where should Les and I spend post match drinking on sat.

also should i drink till sick or just blind

The Bulldog.

Blindness.

 

[Uncle Buck]

My next door neighbour covered his flowerbed in a shed load of horse manure last weekend, yet he got the right f***ing hump last night when I shat in his flowerbed at 3 in the morning after a night on the sauce and a kebab - the cable I layed was barely 5 inches long.

So what exactly was his f***ing problem?

The pile of loo role you left in his rose bed.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Does the OAF really have a sister? If not who is the mystery women he claims is his sister?? BTW where was the OAF on Saturday as no drinks got spilt or glasses broken and nobody fell over the seats in the ground

Am I allowed to aks more than one question at a time? (sorry thats 4 now!)

It seems that it really is his sister.

The OAF was working as he is a big gayer.

Ask as many questions as you want.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The Bulldog.

Blindness.

Why do I always come out moist when I leave the bulldog

 

[Uncle Buck]

Am I just using Kinky or do I love him.

Something as used and battered as Kinky can not be loved.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do I always come out moist when I leave the bulldog

Because you have enjoyed yourself.

 

[Les Biehn]

The Bulldog.

What if we don't want to bump into you?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Was Hitler "wrong" in his views and actions?