Ask a silly question ?

[Superphil]

What's the difference between a duck?

 

[TKC]

Why when driving down the road is the speed on my sat nav different to the speed shown in my car? (Sat nav is in the car at the time)

 

[Bold Seagull]

Question 1:- Why is a boxing ring square?

You only need 4 posts to form as large an area as possible with one length of rope.

 

[Postman Pat]

Meal A for two people.

How far can a rabbit run /hop into a wood?

Half way then it is running out again.

Why isn't eleven called onety-one?

 

[El Sid]

Question 1:- Why is a boxing ring square?

If it was a circle where would the corner men sit?

 

[withdeanwombat]

What's the difference between a duck?

Nothing.

Why is kelly's eye number one ?

 

[pasty]

Do key cutters also mend shoes, or do cobblers also cut keys?

 

[robynsdad]

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is shorter than the other.

If a man says something in a forest,
And there are no women there to hear it,
is he still wrong?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Half way then it is running out again.

Why isn't eleven called onety-one?

Onety-one? Are you from a local shop for local people (note to self:- Anyone who hasn't watched the league of gentlemen, wouldn't get that)

Also, you know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

 

[stss30]

Why when driving down the road is the speed on my sat nav different to the speed shown in my car? (Sat nav is in the car at the time)

Cars speedometers are almost always set a couple of mph lower than the speed you are actually travelling at.

 

[Norman Potting]

Do key cutters also mend shoes, or do cobblers also cut keys?

Has anyone ever gone to one of these shops to get their shoes repaired, get a key cut AND buy a trophy?

 

[Superphil]

One leg is shorter than the other.

I thought the answer was "one of its legs is both the same"

 

[robynsdad]

I thought the answer was "one of its legs is both the same"

my mistake. I was thinking of a canary

 

[Titanic]

Half way then it is running out again.

Why isn't eleven called onety-one?

Wouldn't it be tenty-one?

 

[GOM]

Why isn't eleven called onety-one?

and why isn't twenty two called twoty two ?

 

[GOM]

Cars speedometers are almost always set a couple of mph lower than the speed you are actually travelling at.

Other way round

 

[Hyperion]

What happened to people doing this

 

[stss30]

Other way round

Doh! You're right.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Why is Greenland covered in ice and snow, and Iceland is mostly green?

 

[El Sid]

Why is Greenland covered in ice and snow, and Iceland is mostly green?

There was a mix up at the printers