Anyone care to start a feud?

[Sussex on Leith]

Hello.

I've been following the many and varied NSC feuds with some interest, and am beginning to feel a little left out. So I was wondering if anyone would like the role of my arch nemesis, in an Ernest/Beach Hut style.

Unfortunately this doesn't come naturally to me, as I am quite affable and don't have a particular quarrel with anyone here. But I'm quite willing to learn words like "chisla" and write them in all capitals. I'll even throw in the odd aggressive smilie like so:



As I say, I'm a bit of a novice at this sort of thing, so please bear with me if I panic and start throwing compliments around instead of insults. It's just a defence mechanism really.

Anyway, please post here if you're interested in becoming my sworn enemy. No time wasters please.

Thanks and regards
SoL

 

[JAMC]

Your camel looks like Vanessa Felts!

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Ah, a taker. Excellent.

Erm...morning JAMC. How are you?







Hmm. More practice required, I fear.

 

[JAMC]

She has flaps like a barrage balloon!!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Who the feck are you looking at from that slum attached to Edinburgh .... small town my arse!

 

[JAMC]

Go teach your camel to suck eggs!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Hey JAMC - There's no-one there!!!
She's gone quiet!!
Not up to it eh!!!!
Typical fecking woman

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Ahem...

OTLW seems to be our winner so far. Also, I happen to know he lives in South Shields, which provides ample opportunity for comeback on the "slum" front...

However, I'm also impressed with JAMC's dedicated research into the idiosyncrasies of my rotund, daytime-chat-show-presenting camel.

I'm in a quandary really. To start two feuds on the same day might be biting off more than I can chew, which is not a fate that has ever befallen my camel.

Anyone else want to throw their hat in the ring?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

shut up you pair of sweaties

 

[On the Left Wing]

Hmmm .... think I might have better things to do than start a feud with another woman ... I have had a lifetime of feuds with wimmin .... think I'll pick on a bloke my own size!
Nothing against you mind ......

 

[The Wookiee]

I think you are all great

 

[Brighton till i die]

Let`s have it then!!!

you muthafuckingbitchslagginggoatrearing brighton fan!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry!! )

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Hmmm .... think I might have better things to do than start a feud with another woman ... I have had a lifetime of feuds with wimmin .... think I'll pick on a bloke my own size!
Nothing against you mind ......

Why I oughta...

 

[Wozza]

Let's have a heated debate!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Let's have a heated debate!

If we get enough of us involved we could have a mass debate ...



collects his coat and leaves .....

 

[Braders]

I think you are all great

no you don't

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

Fetchez la vache.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I fart in your general direction!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

Fetchez la vache.

Did you go to public school or led a sheltered life SOL?

 

[Brighton till i die]

Right then, what can we have a massiff argument about then.... i reckon....

your walking down the shoreham road, to see the brighton aces , and you see Belotti and Archer f***ing around on the swings....
what dya do






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