The collective assertion that Britain should be moved to the Pacific (in fact, anywhere) would breach my 'uman rights. Please fook off. I like it here. Go move to some shttiy sauna if you hate it here so much. Thanking you kindly.
I'm with you. England has been a North European island since it first arose (by heaven's command) from out the azure main. And by golly it's going to STAY that way! The weather's bad enough now let alone dragging as off somewhere where it'll be hot enough to grow doughnuts all year round.
Take Wales if you want to abandon ship. If you flatten out all the mountains it's probably as big as England anyway.