An interesting story.

[FLOG GNAW]

Once when i was a lad i had a wank and as some as I have reached the climax I got a very bad headache. It hurt for the best part of an hour and then i had a shit and BANG, headache gone.

TRUE STORY.

 

[Martinf]

I've just googled your problem. I typed in Wank Head Shit Bang. I got some wonderful websites but nothing that would help.

 

[severnside gull]

colonic irrigation with warm soapy water will both give you a hard on and clear out your bowels which will possibly deal with both issues simultaneously and save you from developing a headache






just a suggestion

 

[wahoo]

colonic irrigation with warm soapy water will both give you a hard on and clear out your bowels which will possibly deal with both issues simultaneously and save you from developing a headache






just a suggestion

administered by you i presume

 

[supaseagull]

I've just googled your problem. I typed in Wank Head Shit Bang. I got some wonderful websites but nothing that would help.

 

[Fazz62]

Once when i was a lad i had a wank and as some as I have reached the climax I got a very bad headache. It hurt for the best part of an hour and then i had a shit and BANG, headache gone.

TRUE STORY.

EN

Did you learn to wank whilst sat on the toilet from then on?

Thanks in advance

Fazz62

 

[skipper734]

That's what happens when you put your finger over the end to stop the mess. Don't do it use a tissue.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Have you ever had a REALLY rotten hangover and think having a wank will cure it/prevent you chundering? I tried this theory once a while back but the motion of me shaking actually made me vomit and I was left puking orange slime all over my covers with a banging headache and biiiiig fat stonking cock.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Oi Danny.
Ever washed your cock so thoroughly with shower gel then had a wank afterwards only to find your man-juice exuding the fragrances of said shower gel? Fascinating stuff.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I've just googled your problem. I typed in Wank Head Shit Bang. I got some wonderful websites but nothing that would help.

 

[Don Quixote]

Have you ever had a REALLY rotten hangover and think having a wank will cure it/prevent you chundering? I tried this theory once a while back but the motion of me shaking actually made me vomit and I was left puking orange slime all over my covers with a banging headache and biiiiig fat stonking cock.

Tried that the other day... DID NOT WORK. I did not just have spunk all over my sheets but sick too and some shit. I had a curry you see.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Oi Danny.
Ever washed your cock so thoroughly with shower gel then had a wank afterwards only to find your man-juice exuding the fragrances of said shower gel? Fascinating stuff.

No I wouldn't want to wash away the smell of mum

 

[Iamapen15]

EN

Did you learn to wank whilst sat on the toilet from then on?

You'd have to be very careful doing those sort of activities on the toilet. Have you never heard of the 'Wanky Shit Demon'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA