Alan Hansen..

[FalmerforAll!**]

Looks really rough,cut lip, nasty gash on his forehead.

Looks like he's fallen down the stairs,anyone know what happened to him?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

He said on Sunday something about burning himself on a candle or summat.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Is he sleeping rough ?

 

[Frank Inkerman]

Gash on his forehead - isn't that the scar that he's had for years?

Agree about him looking rough though - the unshaven look seems like he's trying to look young & trendy, like I try to every weekend.

 

[afters]

the wife has been on about that too. i was too busy explaining to her that as a scot he should be banned from all england matches.

 

[Goodfella]

Gash on his forehead - isn't that the scar that he's had for years?

Agree about him looking rough though - the unshaven look seems like he's trying to look young & trendy

Ah! London Road is a trendy place after all.

 

[Frank Inkerman]

the wife has been on about that too. i was too busy explaining to her that as a scot he should be banned from all england matches.

Exactly - and Lawrensen should be banned from the commentary as well.

 

[Rangdo]

And Germany should be banned from beating us.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Gash on his forehead ? On national television ? Well I never.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He hasn't aged in the last decade of so. Perhaps he was defrosted earlier than scheduled for his TV appearance and that could explain the rough round the edges appearance.

 

[Everest]

He said on Sunday something about burning himself on a candle or summat.

Is the right answer

 

[Easy 10]

He looked f***ing gorgeous, and delivered his incisive and considered views in an honest, straightforward and forthright manner which has become a HALLMARK of his punditry prowess. If anything, the split lip and stubble only ADDED to his imposing gravitas. The rest of the studio were naturally drawn to this, abeit in a non-sexual way, but you could still sense the AWE in which this man is held.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He looked like a tramp.

I assumed it was some kind of attempt to be trendy by Hansen.

Only thing is, if you're going to do that, Alan, you might want to lose the side parting....

 

[Brightonfan1983]

He said on Sunday something about burning himself on a candle or summat.

I heard that. Either that or he missed a bit with his sun-block; unsurprising given the amount of time the MoTD crew seem to spend abroad.

 

[Easy 10]

Well I can only speak from my own personal point of view. I was physically trembling in his presence, and when the BBC's coverage ended, I was left with a deep, empty void within my soul that could only be filled by a lime flavoured Callippo and a packet of pistachios. Even now, I see an entity of his image burned brightly within my subconcious, like staring at a 40w lightbulb and then closing my eyes.

 

[clapham_gull]

Sorry, can someone explain how they burn their lips on a lit candle.

Is he a free mason or something ?

 

[SussexSpur]

Merely a sideshow to Ian Wright's shocking expose of Michael Owen's even shocking-er racism.

Oh, and I'd pettily appreciate if if Motson and Lawrenson would cease their habit of spouting perfectly obvious facts... then adding their sentences needlessly, disingenuously inquisitively/doubtfully: "... isn't he?"/"... didn't they?"/"... I do seem to recall?"/"... I think I'm right in saying?" And so, interminably, on.

Please, BBC, confine this commentary to the brave new interactive era - "For those viewers with pre-school children, wanting to introduce them to football while watching in an entirely different room... press the red button NOW."

 

[Silvanus]

The lip looked awful. Interesting that it was a candle. Cunning ruse IMO.

 

[tedebear]

Looked like he had a cold sore to me, and so grew his beard to look scruffy....Didn't see anything on his forehead other than his old scar?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He did it blowing out a candle - a bit of hot wax spat up and stuck on his lip.


Whats the racist Owen story? I missed that.