Bars Mar
Registered Drug User
There's This Woman Who Works In Our Southampton Office And Over The Last 6 Months We've Been Flirting Over The Phone So Last Week I Asked Her Out For A Drink In Chichester As It's Halfway Between Us Two. I Was Really Up For It As I Was Hoping To Lose My Cherry.
Anyway She Turns Up For The Date And She's f***ing Huge. I Mean American Huge. There's No Way That My Little Love Pump Is Going Anywhere Near Her Sweaty Minge. I Don't Care That I'm 46 And Got Nads The Size Of A Space Hopper She Can f*** Right Off.
So How Do I Tell The Salad Dodger To Take A Waddle? And Before You Cocksuckers Say It I Don't Care How Wonderful Her Personality Is, Oh And Serious Answers Only From NSCers Schooled In The Ways Of Women So Butt Out Vulture.
f*** Sake's Because My Mother Now Wants To Meet Her. Women - Can't Live With Them, Can't Get The Non-Biffers To Chomp
Anyway She Turns Up For The Date And She's f***ing Huge. I Mean American Huge. There's No Way That My Little Love Pump Is Going Anywhere Near Her Sweaty Minge. I Don't Care That I'm 46 And Got Nads The Size Of A Space Hopper She Can f*** Right Off.
So How Do I Tell The Salad Dodger To Take A Waddle? And Before You Cocksuckers Say It I Don't Care How Wonderful Her Personality Is, Oh And Serious Answers Only From NSCers Schooled In The Ways Of Women So Butt Out Vulture.
f*** Sake's Because My Mother Now Wants To Meet Her. Women - Can't Live With Them, Can't Get The Non-Biffers To Chomp