A battle to the death

[Turkey]

WINNER STAYS ON

*Turkey draws his sword and awaits a challanger*

 

[Easy 10]

Have at thee, you bounder

*slaps Turkey twice round the face with a leather glove*

 

[JEM]

If it's a spelling challenge you've already lost

 

[Yorkie]

They both have.

Challenger

Vehicle

 

[Turkey]

*Turkey contemplates removing Easy 0's head but decides instead to slap slug balancer*

 

[JEM]

Easy 0? Or Watford 10?

And I don't want to know where Easy's head is, thank you...

 

[Ned]

Slaps everyone (except Yorkie cos she scares me lol)

 

[Easy 10]

D'oh.
I wondered about that in my signiture ages ago, but then forgot about it.

Why didn't you tell me at Crawley, Yorkie

 

[Turkey]

Easy 0? Or Watford 10?

And I don't want to know where Easy's head is, thank you...

His shirt number has peeled off.

*Beheads slug balancer*

 

[Ned]

probably thought the spelling went with the counting on the back of your shirt mate

 

[Yorkie]

D'oh.
I wondered about that in my signiture ages ago, but then forgot about it.

Why didn't you tell me at Crawley, Yorkie

I've only just noticed it today.

 

[Easy 10]

I have GOT to get that number sorted out this week. I'm getting so much stick its untrue.

 

[Turkey]

Easy Easy Where's your 1?

 

[Yorkie]

Easy Easy Where's your 1?

That was just going through my mind too

 

[JEM]

His shirt number has peeled off.

*Beheads slug balancer*

I missed that one, I really should pay more attention.
But how can I listen with my ears not where they should be?

*slaps Turkey with wet kippers*

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Just a flesh wound.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm going straight down that club shop on Friday to have a number 1.

 

[Yorkie]

I'm going straight down that club shop on Friday to have a number 1.

And after you've had your hair cut?

 

[Lush]

No fair Yorkie! You are playing tag team with your toy boy.

*throws down yellow Marigolds to Turkey*

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I'm going straight down that club shop on Friday to have a number 1.

I don't think they'd be too impressed with you urinating in the club shop.