99 virgins

[Gullys Cats]

So fellers, if the world ends today are we going to get 99 virgins? Or is that only for bad boys?
Also, i have always wondered why 99 virgins, is that a sales tactic?, 99 sounds better than 100 virgins?
If we all die today will there be a virgin shortage?

How does it all work, please explain?



Ps
Do I get a flake with my 99?

 

[catfish]

99 won't be enough to go around.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

I've always thought that 99 hookers is a much better sales pitch than virgins!

 

[Gullys Cats]

I've always thought that 99 hookers is a much better sales pitch than virgins!

I agree, virgins are all awkward.

 

[half time scores]

Do women get 99 whimps ?

 

[Gullys Cats]

Do women get 99 whimps ?

I hope so!!!.

 

[matthew]

One of the great things about going to heaven is that you'll be able to watch the writhing's and the torture's of those being sent to hell...

 

[Norman Potting]

Wouldn't it be funny if they had misheard and it was actually 99 Gherkins.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Wouldn't it be funny if they had misheard and it was actually 99 Gherkins.

the heartburn would be horrific!

 

[sydney]

Wouldn't it be funny if they had misheard and it was actually 99 Gherkins.

or 99 merkins..........imagine the up-roar at the gates of the promised land as the prophets lob gherkins and merkins at the sweaty flip-flop waving masses...

 

[8ace]

 

[Buzzer]

I've got some bad news for you. These are the virgins.

 

[skipper734]

If the World did end, would it be like God scrapping an experiment? Or without Humans would God not exist? So Virgins or Hoes are irrelevant.

 

[Gullys Cats]

I've got some bad news for you. These are the virgins.

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that is a shocking photo!, poor f@ckers!

 

[mune ni kamome]

It's the automatic assumption that men are so dominant within that society and religion that the virgins get no choice in the matter. Talk about screwed up.

 

[grummitts gloves]

Bad news lads, it's only 72!

 

[Gonzo]

 

[Ali_rrr]

Haha, I love Family Guy!

 

[daveinprague]

You get 99 virgins because 100 would just be greedy.

 

[beorhthelm]

Wouldn't it be funny if they had misheard and it was actually 99 Gherkins.

they did - its a mistranslation and should be white raisins.