Worlds HARDEST creature, round one: Mosquito vs Honey badger

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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• Feb 25, 2007

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Mosquito

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito


Honeybadger

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_badger

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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• Feb 25, 2007

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Mozzie's Eeeevil

 

Barrel of Fun

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• Feb 25, 2007

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A mosquito can kill you without even realising it is there. Stealth is it's strength.

 

Silent Bob

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• Feb 26, 2007

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Mosquito's aren't hard, unless MARMOTS are hard too as they were the origin of the black death.

 

Simster

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• Feb 26, 2007

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I'm going to give the handbag badger a chance ahead of the killer mozzie myself

 

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• Feb 26, 2007

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The mosquito spreads malaria, which is one of the biggest killers in Africa, that doesn't necessarily make it hard but it has me hiding under the bed-covers when I hear its buzz.

 

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• Feb 26, 2007

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What they lack in size and strength they make up for in SPADES in annoyance factor. Being woken up at 3am by the buzz of a mosquito around your head is so PISSINGLY aggravating that's reason enough to vote for it.

 

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• Feb 26, 2007

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Several African tribes report that the honey badger attacks the scrotum of larger mammals if provoked and has even castrated humans. While these reports remain uncorroborated by firsthand evidence, there is some circumstantial evidence such as remains of castrated waterbuck and gnu found in Kruger National Park.

At least a mossie only stings you.

 

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Schrödinger's Toad

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How can the scrotum-destroying Badger be trailing to a bloody glorified FLY? An outrage is what it is.

 

Commander

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Can I just make the point that the Honey Badger can survive BLACK MAMBA and PUFF ADDER venom, so a mosquito is not going to give it any problems.

 

Commander

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"The honey badger can eat dangerous venomous snakes, most often the puff adder. If bitten the honey badger will become severely swollen and paralysed unable to move for two to three hours. After this period of time the honey badger will re-awaken and continue with its meal or continue its journey. Even more tenacious, is that a honey badger will gladly steal a snake's kill, eat it for itself then continue to hunt the snake. This ferocious nature of the badger has earned it its image as a formidable creature."

HARD AS f***.

 

Man of Harveys

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:safeway2: :safeway2: :safeway2:

 

Commander

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Man of Harveys said:

:safeway2: :safeway2: :safeway2:

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hardasfuck

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Commander said:

Can I just make the point that the Honey Badger can survive BLACK MAMBA and PUFF ADDER venom, so a mosquito is not going to give it any problems.

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Looking like honey monster could be knocked out in first round of the competition by a MINNOW. Ah, the magic of the Cup..

 

Commander

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Tom Hark said:

Looking like honey monster could be knocked out in first round of the competition by a MINNOW. Ah, the magic of the Cup..

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Give it time. The Honey Badger will come back to win fairly easily.

 

Silent Bob

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Gully said:

The mosquito spreads malaria, which is one of the biggest killers in Africa, that doesn't necessarily make it hard but it has me hiding under the bed-covers when I hear its buzz.

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FEAR THE MARMOTS

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Commander said:

Give it time. The Honey Badger will come back to win fairly easily.

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How MUCH time? Where's the winning post? Hunny Bunny's having his ass kicked by a flea with attitude and the referee's looking at his watch. Some people are on the pitch...

 

Commander

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Tom Hark said:

How MUCH time? Where's the winning post? Hunny Bunny's having his ass kicked by a flea with attitude and the referee's looking at his watch. Some people are on the pitch...

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No, I think you'll find the gap is closing steadily. Surely these polls must run for a few days? It wouldn't be fair otherwise.

Just in case anyone missed this fact before, the Honey Badger is in the Guinness Book of Records as the MOST FEARLESS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD.

 

Last edited: Feb 26, 2007

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haha

the sacred "honey badger" is struggling to beat a FLY


polar bears for life

 

Man of Harveys

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I think we're all done here, let's wrap it up...