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[Albion] Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be
- Thread starter edna krabappel
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Wrong-Direction
Well-known member
- Mar 10, 2013
- 13,427
Being a chav.
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Turning right across oncoming traffic.
It is not currently criminal offence to keep you waiting - correctamondo.
What should be a criminal offence is the LAST vehicle in the oncoming procession being the only one to stop.
It is not currently criminal offence to keep you waiting - correctamondo.
What should be a criminal offence is the LAST vehicle in the oncoming procession being the only one to stop.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
They should get whats coming to them.
pishhead
Well-known member
Going to a gig and viewing it entirely through the viewfinder on your phone.
Using a selfie stick.
Using a selfie stick.
Flashing your hazards to say 'Ta' for letting me pull out.
Why does this annoy you so much? ! Whilst technically against the highway code it is surely good manners, particular for say vans, which have no rear windows to use.
Hyperion
New member
- Nov 1, 2010
- 5,314
Adding to that, using the word are instead of our.
Along with "could of".
Cosmic Joker
The Motorik
Depends where you do it. On roads where parking is enforced by traditional police traffic wardens it's a criminal offence, on streets where parking is enforced by council employed/contracted parking attendants and council-run car parks it's a civil offence. In most private car parks such as at supermarkets it's not an offence. However I notice that my local Sainsbury's (Chichester) now has penalty enforcement notices up around their disabled and parent & child parking areas, so I presume it's also civil offence in the marked areas in privately-owned car parks with penalty info displayed.
The tying of plastic bags containing dog shit to trees, hedges and other shrubbery.
Whole life tariff.
Whole life tariff.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
I would read it that the vehicle displaying such illuminants was in trouble or stalled, so I would slow down accordingly possibly causing a domino effect. They are there for a reason.
Walking diagonally in shopping centres.
Using "less" instead of "fewer".
Superdry.
Using "less" instead of "fewer".
Superdry.
The Large One
Who's Next?
1. Driving only in the middle lane of a motorway
2. Ordering a pint of Guinness last in the round you're getting
3. Being Katie Hopkins
4. Out-hipstering yourself as a hipster (see owner of Silo in the Argus today).
5. Smokers standing near the door way of the pub. If you want to smoke, there's a perfectly good sea over there.
2. Ordering a pint of Guinness last in the round you're getting
3. Being Katie Hopkins
4. Out-hipstering yourself as a hipster (see owner of Silo in the Argus today).
5. Smokers standing near the door way of the pub. If you want to smoke, there's a perfectly good sea over there.
Cosmic Joker
The Motorik
Publishing anything written by Katie Hopkins or Richard Littlejohn
(beaten to the Hoskins reference although i had a different take on it)
(beaten to the Hoskins reference although i had a different take on it)
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,588
Mobile phones in the back pockets of tight trousers (fit birds only).
mikeyjh
Well-known member
I regularly follow people on the road to my new home for about 35 mins - The road goes from 60 down to some very slow 10-15mph hairpins. They'll do 40 all the way, holding everyone up some of the time and then going round corners on 2 wheels, bizarre.
Error - Crocs are GREAT
Stewards stopping you take a beer to your seat at the football.
