Chicken Runner61
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- May 20, 2007
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How about you saying you can't contribute because legally it might infer paternity if the father doesn't come forward and what if she doesn't have it ??
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Bell Cheeses at work
- Thread starter Iggle Piggle
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BlockDpete
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- Oct 8, 2005
- 1,143
Presumably its her choice to get up the duff, so why contribute?
Lifestyle choice, innit.
Lifestyle choice, innit.
Brian Fantana
Well-known member
We've had a standard Friday afternoon 'team improvement' session, which involves a 'business coach' coming in and preaching to us on various boring topics.
He's genuinely just come out with the following line, to summarise his talk:
"You don't have to be ill to get better."
BELLEND.
He's genuinely just come out with the following line, to summarise his talk:
"You don't have to be ill to get better."
BELLEND.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
New complete and utter BELL CHEESE identified in the office. He will be the one in payroll that appears to have forgotten it is a Bank Holiday this weekend and none of us have been paid today instead of Monday like we should have been 
#skintfortheweekend
#skintfortheweekendBrian Fantana
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New complete and utter BELL CHEESE identified in the office. He will be the one in payroll that appears to have forgotten it is a Bank Holiday this weekend and none of us have been paid today instead of Monday like we should have been
Oh wow.
That is INEXCUSABLE bell-cheesery.
Brightonia
New member
New complete and utter BELL CHEESE identified in the office. He will be the one in payroll that appears to have forgotten it is a Bank Holiday this weekend and none of us have been paid today instead of Monday like we should have been
I'd be ****ing fuming!!!
Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
Your company use HSBC? Big problems there today.New complete and utter BELL CHEESE identified in the office. He will be the one in payroll that appears to have forgotten it is a Bank Holiday this weekend and none of us have been paid today instead of Monday like we should have been
pasty
A different kind of pasty
There's about 250 employees expecting a months salary to have been paid in today. Naturally he is hiding under the "there is a problem with the banks clearing system" excuse, but I don't believe him.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Hm, didn't know about that. I may have to retract the bell cheese accusation.
Sounds like quite a major problem
HSBC Problem
Edit: email received from HR - yes my company does use HSBC. Bugger
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
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Hmz. Could be true
Ken Livingstone Seagull
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More bellcheesery from the Mid Pacific this week.
Gleaned from two meetings I attended between drive-by hurricanes, I bring you "protocol" (procedures), "collateral" (ie. report/bumph ffs), and "architecting" (design).
Gleaned from two meetings I attended between drive-by hurricanes, I bring you "protocol" (procedures), "collateral" (ie. report/bumph ffs), and "architecting" (design).
Crisps update.
Wednesday. Finishing of a family bag of kettle chips when I arrived at 9am. And a standard pack of Real crisps for elenveses.
Yesterday. A family bag of Doritos, from open to empty in NINE minutes. Amazing.
Wednesday. Finishing of a family bag of kettle chips when I arrived at 9am. And a standard pack of Real crisps for elenveses.
Yesterday. A family bag of Doritos, from open to empty in NINE minutes. Amazing.
S'hampton Seagull
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That's quite impressive in a obese kind of way. How big is this person?
It's good to see this thread is still going strong, I'm almost sad not to have anything to contribute to it now*
Special mention for [MENTION=5238]Brian Fantana[/MENTION] , the fridge story made me CHUCKLE out loud.
*I'm not, I'm DELIGHTED not to have to deal with YAPPY dogs.
Special mention for [MENTION=5238]Brian Fantana[/MENTION] , the fridge story made me CHUCKLE out loud.
*I'm not, I'm DELIGHTED not to have to deal with YAPPY dogs.
BlockDpete
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- Oct 8, 2005
- 1,143
I expect your office rodent population appreciates thethe crumbs.
I've noticed those little boxes of RAT poison in our office, which is up two flights of stairs.
Brian Fantana
Well-known member
Good to see you back, Badger.
Enjoy the halcyon days of not having to slink back to this thread with tales of woe.
Thankfully, it's been quiet here for the past few weeks for me.
I caught a mouse in our office once - 5th floor (Victoria Plaza in London). Trapped it in a corner under a colleagues desk. She was stood on said desk, screaming. Marvellous scenes.
Cian
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Based on the unified cooing noises from down the hallway, one of the two recently pregnant women has brought her spawn in.
I'm on the train today so I'm seriously considering retiring to the pub behind the office for a few swift whiskeys to get me through this.
I'm on the train today so I'm seriously considering retiring to the pub behind the office for a few swift whiskeys to get me through this.