[Football] The great football cliche LIST.

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003

10,221

Kitbag in Dubai

• Aug 28, 2018

• #41

He's got a good touch for a big man.

What this game needs is a goal.

They can't score from Row Z.

It only takes a second to score a goal.

He's put in a shift today.

They'll be looking for a reaction.

110%.

It's a results business.

 

PILTDOWN MAN

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Hurst Green

• Aug 28, 2018

• #42

Normally northerners " Hit it towards the goals" It's goal you thick whippet loving, flat cap wearing fools

 

perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe

Jul 5, 2003

23,458

Sūþseaxna

• Aug 28, 2018

• #43

"As far as I'm concerned you can throw all those medals you've won in the bin, because you won them all by cheating"

 

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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Jul 7, 2003

13,146

tokyo

• Aug 28, 2018

• #44

At this level...

You've got to take your chances at this level

You can't defend like that at this level

 

Biscuit

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Jul 8, 2003

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Brighton

• Aug 28, 2018

• Thread starter
• #45

• The big clubs are ready to swoop..

 

Weststander

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Withdean area

• Aug 28, 2018

• #46

mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:

"It's unbelievable Jeff. It's still 0-0 here but Man Utd should be 3 up"

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

That's NOT how the world works. If Man Utd had scored their first chance then a WHOLE NEW set of circumstances would have taken place and the 2nd/3rd chance to score wouldn't have happened in the same way.

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So true.

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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• Aug 28, 2018

• #47

There's a newer one.

'You shouldn't be losing teams like Manchester United'

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

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Worthing

• Aug 28, 2018

• #48

The atmosphere at Selhurst Park is the best in the Premier League

 

Weststander

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Withdean area

• Aug 28, 2018

• #49

The Theatre of Dreams.

The challenge by the defender invited contact. (When none was made whatsoever and the cheating attacker dived)

All Hammers fans demand is the West Ham Way, of beautiful football played on the deck.

That ball was so high, it came down with snow on it.

Fans will forgive anything, as long as they see effort. (No. They condemn lots of other things too)

Back of the old onion bag.

The Professor (A foreign manager who's allegedly intellectual)

Hard Man or Enforcer (A dirty fecker who persistently fouls gifted players)

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,244

Surrey

• Aug 28, 2018

• #50

PILTDOWN MAN said:

The atmosphere at Anfield is always electric.

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The Kop almost SUCKED the ball in.





No, no it didn't. The Kop is simply a stand of fans whose powers of support are vastly overrated. Liverpool teams are usually good enough to score goals without turning it into a Godly match of blow football.

 

Not Andy Naylor

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Seven Dials

• Aug 28, 2018

• #51

dazzer6666 said:

My personal bugbear - 'Stick it in the mixer'

It only takes a second to score a goal

You've got yer Chelseas and yer Arsenals, yer David Beckhams and yer Frank Lampards.......there's only one of each FFS.

Massive - goal, tackle, challenge, game, tie, victory, defeat, card, decision etc. EVERYTHING is 'massive'

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Exactly. Only Sheffield Wednesday are truly massive.

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,738

Worthing

• Aug 28, 2018

• #52

Ooooh, he put the laces through that!!!

The right back will have twisted blood after this game.

 

dadams2k11

ID10T Error

Jun 24, 2011

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Brighton

• Aug 28, 2018

• #53

They could still be playing and not score.

 

Paris

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Jul 17, 2010

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13th district

• Aug 28, 2018

• #54

"Week in, week out"

 

Weststander

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Withdean area

• Aug 28, 2018

• #55

He'd crawl on broken glass from his home to Celtic, to manage them.

Pardew interviews well.

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Aug 28, 2018

• #56

Simster said:

He's almost hit it too well, Clive.

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Ah, go on then......

https://youtu.be/skNc9RFBAek

"..... and he hit that too well. What the **** are you talking about you massive bell?"

 

Lower West Stander

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Mar 25, 2012

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Back in Sussex

• Aug 28, 2018

• #57

A great little ball onto the box. All he had to do was put it away.

It’s Desmond Jeff....


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Mundays Right Foot

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NC, USA

• Aug 28, 2018

• #58

"Early doors..."

"Psychologically important time to score"

 

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Fungus

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Truro

• Aug 28, 2018

• #59

"But he got the ball first"

(before he followed through and ended the opponent's career)

 

maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009

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Zabbar- Malta

• Aug 28, 2018

• #60

No yeah!

respect respect respect!