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[Albion] Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be
- Thread starter edna krabappel
- Start date
Serving food in a restaurant on anything other than a plate or bowl.
studio150
Well-known member
The use of 'eh'
While I believe it is now illegal, it currently isn't being enforced, so all middle lane drivers to have their vehicle stopped, and crushed at the side fo the road while they watch and then are made to walk home
Any use of mobiles at gigs, cinemas or anywhere else where I get distracted from what I am trying to watch
People who recline their seats on planes and then complain because it won't go too far back because there is a tall person who is sitting behind them. They should be ejected from the plane without a parachute
The over running of sports programs when there is a red button which it can transfer to (this is particularly relevant during Wimbledon) or switching the sport to BBC1 from BBC2
Socks and sandals being worn at the same time
Any tattoo unless it is part of the heritage of the particular person
All cancellations of buses and trains or late running buses and trains
The reduction in size of chocolate bars
Boarding a train/tube/tram/bus before everyone has alighted
Not parking correctly in the middle of a parking bay but more towards one side
Any complaint that this list is too long
While I believe it is now illegal, it currently isn't being enforced, so all middle lane drivers to have their vehicle stopped, and crushed at the side fo the road while they watch and then are made to walk home
Any use of mobiles at gigs, cinemas or anywhere else where I get distracted from what I am trying to watch
People who recline their seats on planes and then complain because it won't go too far back because there is a tall person who is sitting behind them. They should be ejected from the plane without a parachute
The over running of sports programs when there is a red button which it can transfer to (this is particularly relevant during Wimbledon) or switching the sport to BBC1 from BBC2
Socks and sandals being worn at the same time
Any tattoo unless it is part of the heritage of the particular person
All cancellations of buses and trains or late running buses and trains
The reduction in size of chocolate bars
Boarding a train/tube/tram/bus before everyone has alighted
Not parking correctly in the middle of a parking bay but more towards one side
Any complaint that this list is too long
Coalburner
Active member
- May 22, 2017
- 290
All of the above plus those who cannot understand the difference between
mute and moot
stationary and stationery
principal and principle
peddle and pedal
mute and moot
stationary and stationery
principal and principle
peddle and pedal
Albumen
Don't wait for me!
Voting for something solely on the basis you think it will stop black people from being near you.
tip top
Kandidate
Salt and vinegar crisps in a green packet.
Cheese and onion in a blue packet.
Opening a crisp packet to reveal about five sodding crisps in there.
Cheese and onion in a blue packet.
Opening a crisp packet to reveal about five sodding crisps in there.
Neville's Breakfast
Well-known member
Bringing skin colour into every discussion (reference a couple of posts back). Actually I guess it's just tedious and intellectually lazy so making it illegal might be a little over the top.
Brian Parsons
New member
I think you'll find driving at 40 mph comes under due care and consideration.
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- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,599
nicko31
Well-known member
Lorries overtaking each other on dual carriageways whilst doing the same speed
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
- 10,568
People on football forums that mainly bang on about politics, spouting the same old nonsense - 3 months (Brexit = aggravating factor - 6 months)
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Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Goose wooing.
Whistling merrily - especially bearded whistlers.
Young tearaway cyclists calling men in their 40s "Granddad" in riposte to passing comments of rule-keeping.
Whistling merrily - especially bearded whistlers.
Young tearaway cyclists calling men in their 40s "Granddad" in riposte to passing comments of rule-keeping.
sydney
tinky ****in winky
married couples who talk to each other about their children , tell each other how much they love them and tell everyone else how great their spouse is , people who post pictures of themselves in bed with their new goose down duvet and telling everyone how " toasty" they are and people who post pictures of their meals on social media should be hung.
Cheeky Monkey
Well-known member
- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,044
Andy Serkis. Irritating little man.
RONALDEANO
New member
People who use their children in prams as battering rams, same applies for trolleys in supermarkets.
Seems unlikely if you've just let them out! It IS really annoying when a van you're following suddenly does it to say they're pulling over, rather than just indicating.
SeagullinExile
Well-known member
Invading a sovereign country on the basis of a lie.....
