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Things you never hear said by anyone, ever
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The Brighton Bear
Come on Kylie, get a grip
That advert break was far too quick.
AnotherArch
Northern Exile
"We know where the Cup Final money went"
Megazone
On his last warning
Knockaert really does fail to beat his man. If it wasn't for his height, I doubt he'd be playing professional football.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,215
Today's match attendance is XX,XXX - and the figure is actually only how many have turned up to the game (rather than including all the no shows)
nwgull
Well-known member
I'm not happy with the result tonight (after your team has won).
Norman Potting
Well-known member
I thought that tonight's performance by the team was faultless and I can find no grounds whatsoever for criticism of any of the players in any way.
Lower West Stander
Well-known member
We've already paid out on Corbyn winning the next election
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I'm glad Calde has nothing to do with the Albion any more; only ever interested in the money. Good riddance.
That Trump bloke - how does he get his hair so beautifully wavy?
I'm thinking about buying a flat to rent out. After careful consideration, Croydon seems like a good location.
I stand up to wipe my bum.
That Trump bloke - how does he get his hair so beautifully wavy?
I'm thinking about buying a flat to rent out. After careful consideration, Croydon seems like a good location.
I stand up to wipe my bum.
anything_but_honey_badger
New member
- Jan 29, 2015
- 52
I really look forward to January when all those second and third accounts get dusted off to make sure that the right creature wins.
MF'84
A load of Bolanos
That cladding is really befitting of a Premier League club.
It's great that all the lesbians I meet in real life look identical to those in my DVD collection.
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Colonel Angus
New member
Sorry to disappoint you, but a friend met Piers Morgan at a party about 14 years ago and said something pretty close to that (minus the pint bit).
Yes Chef
Well-known member
"This orgasm has been going on for far too long"
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
"Sorry, I'm not really sure why I phoned you. I know you can't possibly have had an accident in the last 3 years!"
"I love supporting the Albion, we need get more fans in to the Amex, We have been a revelation since CH has us playing 4-4-2. Knockaert is a brilliant player". Isn't it nice that you can take your family to a game and feel safe.
Regards
"I love supporting the Albion, we need get more fans in to the Amex, We have been a revelation since CH has us playing 4-4-2. Knockaert is a brilliant player". Isn't it nice that you can take your family to a game and feel safe.
Regards
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
First prize in the Allah cartoon compition goes to Rolf Harris.