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Thread full of facts about Crystal Palace for new signing Emmanuel Adebayor



El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,713
Pattknull med Haksprut
Palace have a hit on their hands: Adebayor + Susanna Reid = Possibly the best porn film of all-time.

Already have it..........6/10.

It may come as a surprise to those who thought that Ms Reid is a fur free fox, but it looked like Chewbacca's armpit on my version of the movie.
 




Megazone

On his last warning
Jan 28, 2015
8,679
Northern Hemisphere.
They're ****ing shite, Croydons full of Paedos and Rapists, the majority of their plastic fans are little boys aged between 8 and 25 who wear black hoody jackets and call themselves "snigger" The Ultras " ha ha !!
When they next get relegated the crowd will revert back to normal and be 8-11K max at each game as it was in The Championship just before they got into the play off positions.
It's full of wankers as well as Paedos and Rapists.

I could go on forever but just cant be bothered

This will put a new spin on the Yewtree operation.
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Here's a little tale about the Palace Ultras and their funny ways that Adebayor probably wasn't aware of:

A season or two back, Palace were playing West Ham at the Boleyn. The Ultras were clearly looking for a bit of interaction with opposition fans but rather than do what others in that situation would have done: head for that area, find a pub and have a few pre-match beers and some banter with the West Ham crowd, the Ultras decided to go en masse to a Palace v Brighton U-16s match being played in Croydon and there they intimidated the handful of mums and dads of the young Brighton players to the point that the police were called out.

I'm sure Adebayor can draw his own conclusions as to why they chose to pick on the reluctant and bemused Brighton mums and dads rather than West Ham fans who would have been more accommodating to a spot of high jinks.
 


alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
Here's a little tale about the Palace Ultras and their funny ways that Adebayor probably wasn't aware of:

A season or two back, Palace were playing West Ham at the Boleyn. The Ultras were clearly looking for a bit of interaction with opposition fans but rather than do what others in that situation would have done: head for that area, find a pub and have a few pre-match beers and some banter with the West Ham crowd, the Ultras decided to go en masse to a Palace v Brighton U-16s match being played in Croydon and there they intimidated the handful of mums and dads of the young Brighton players to the point that the police were called out.

I'm sure Adebayor can draw his own conclusions as to why they chose to pick on the reluctant and bemused Brighton mums and dads rather than West Ham fans who would have been more accommodating to a spot of high jinks.
NO,NO, NO Buzzer , they have fans like Selhurst Celtic who ''behaves like an orang utang on angel dust' to intimidate opposing fans into keeping quiet, despite the fact on the same thread a more realistic palace poster tells the tale of a particularly nasty looking chelsea fan who celebrated a goal in the palace end , got some ''long distance verbals'' and proceeded to offer the verbal giver out ,wasnt taken up on his offer and was left alone by the whole stand :lolol:
 


Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,023
Palarse paying E. Adebayor £75,000 a week with Spurs chipping in another £25,000 a week ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! :tosser::tosser:
 














Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
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You might find the occasional poo in the dressing room.
 


Pistol Knight

New member
Apr 7, 2014
78
No need to google Mr A - here's a few top facts in one place:

Crystal Palace football club is nowhere near Crystal Palace. It's in South Norwood, one of those bits of 'pretend London' - and a place which makes Penge look exciting.

The club's nickname is The Eagles. This is not because of the majestic creatures which soar over the mountains of Selhurst but because if they had to name it after genuine local wildlife they'd be The Rats.

Crystal Palace were the team of the 80s.

Previous owners of the club have included a racist and assorted spivs.

They play goal music.

All the clubs that are really in South London despise them too.

They go bankrupt every 5-10 years. But don't worry, the players always get paid (even if no one else does).

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Brighton play at Falmer outside Brighton & even further away from Hove
You are the Seagulls which are Sandwich thieving rats
It may have been 35yrs ago but its better than NEVER
Clackers (You must admire the way Leicester have taken it to the levels you wanted to but FAILED)

Still you have Bobby Dazzler still banging em in for you :)
 






Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
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Enjoying this tread

Brighton play at Falmer outside Brighton & even further away from Hove
You are the Seagulls which are Sandwich thieving rats
It may have been 35yrs ago but its better than NEVER
Clackers (You must admire the way Leicester have taken it to the levels you wanted to but FAILED)

Still you have Bobby Dazzler still banging em in for you :)
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Dougie

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Jan 11, 2012
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He's falling .
 






alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
Im being mentioned on their wanky thread , selhurst celtic reads this thread and claims he's ''rattled'' me and that I'm desperate for brighton fans to love me , do fvck off you plastic paddy tosspot, half this board detests me and I know it, I've certainly never sought approval on here , and you havent rattled me I'm just incredulous that your ridiculous claims are given any credence on the bbs considering what an utter wanker you obviously are, maybe you impress your double hard ultras but nobody whos actually ever thrown a punch, oh and I've lived in mitcham , but '' I'm old school chels ''from tooting not mitcham :tosser:
 
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matbha

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Apr 13, 2014
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Enjoying this tread

Brighton play at Falmer outside Brighton & even further away from Hove
You are the Seagulls which are Sandwich thieving rats
It may have been 35yrs ago but its better than NEVER
Clackers (You must admire the way Leicester have taken it to the levels you wanted to but FAILED)

Still you have Bobby Dazzler still banging em in for you :)

Your a bunch of pricks ,have ultras lol been in admin cheated your way to the prem have 10.000 plastic fans
 




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