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Reasons Worthing is a great place to live
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desprateseagull
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JamesAndTheGiantHead
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When I go for a stroll along the promenade I am literally the most 'happening' ' bloke' in 'town' by default.
It can't be as good as the Boundary Road one. Went there at about 7pm last night to see a family of three plus a toddler. Leading them was "Nanna" who was so pissed she yelled "I'll give you a blow job" at the security guard and then fell over. Guess which one was in charge of the child?
pastafarian
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It can't be as good as the Boundary Road one. Went there at about 7pm last night to see a family of three plus a toddler. Leading them was "Nanna" who was so pissed she yelled "I'll give you a blow job" at the security guard and then fell over. Guess which one was in charge of the child?
sorry about that,i do try to persuade the family not to go out after 6pm......but are you sure it was a tesco in boundary road?
pastafarian
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yawn indeed
nice tribute to the achievement that came first from Worthing though
It can't be as good as the Boundary Road one. Went there at about 7pm last night to see a family of three plus a toddler. Leading them was "Nanna" who was so pissed she yelled "I'll give you a blow job" at the security guard and then fell over. Guess which one was in charge of the child?
Do you know if Tesco are recruiting? I can do security
It's IN Station Road but the locals, in an admirable display of not giving a tuppeny f
call it "Boundary Road Tescos"Do you know if Tesco are recruiting? I can do security
Any port in a storm
I'm just wondering if Nanna had false teeth.
Pretty decent this morning. Live jazz, Mexican breakfast burritos and it's beautifully warm.
Namechecked in the magnificent 'The Next Life' by Suede. Probably my favourite song by my second favourite Brett.
It's also where I started my 'professional' career by taking a 50% pay cut to move from running the Adult Store just down from Brighton station to becoming a chartered accountant.
It's also where I started my 'professional' career by taking a 50% pay cut to move from running the Adult Store just down from Brighton station to becoming a chartered accountant.
Papa Lazarou
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Jim Van Winkle
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It can't be as good as the Boundary Road one. Went there at about 7pm last night to see a family of three plus a toddler. Leading them was "Nanna" who was so pissed she yelled "I'll give you a blow job" at the security guard and then fell over. Guess which one was in charge of the child?
I won't ask how the new job as a security guard is going then.
wilko1
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I
Survived 5years in Worthing... (Just) Driven there by economic necessity
So happy to be out of there and back in civilised Hove
For me Worthing is/has
Chav Central
Lack of decent pubs
Lack of decent restaurants
The A27
Guildbourne Centre/Montegue Street
And having to spend a fortune on late night taxi's in order to return from nights out in Brighton
Survived 5years in Worthing... (Just) Driven there by economic necessity
So happy to be out of there and back in civilised Hove
For me Worthing is/has
Chav Central
Lack of decent pubs
Lack of decent restaurants
The A27
Guildbourne Centre/Montegue Street
And having to spend a fortune on late night taxi's in order to return from nights out in Brighton
Vegas Seagull
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- Jul 10, 2009
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Interesting how the 20 houses/hotels on the seafront that were boarded up and/or needed painting for three decades are all doing it this year (& that includes the marvellous cerise/Vegas house)
wigman
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Worthing is more Albion than Brighton.
sydney
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Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Certainly a higher percentage of Albion fans, due to far fewer Londoners decamping to the coast
- Aug 8, 2005
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No one has mentioned the downs. In five minutes you can be walking on Cissbury Ring, The South Downs Way, Highdown. Personally prefer that to the beach.
Biggest downside is the shopping. But that's why we have Brighton.
Worthing is definitely on the up though. If the Teville Gate development is done well it will be an added bonus.
Biggest downside is the shopping. But that's why we have Brighton.
Worthing is definitely on the up though. If the Teville Gate development is done well it will be an added bonus.