What's the highest qualification you've got?

Tarpon

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• Apr 28, 2015

• #101

Wilko said:

Grade 8 in fingering.

Mastered the spade and the bowling ball techniques.

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References? Testimonials?

 

Dorset Seagull

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• Apr 28, 2015

• #102

My only claim to fame is that in my early 20's I got the top mark in the country for the National Federation of Roofing Contractors estimators exam. I believe it was 97.5% and before anyone says it yes I celebrated with a night out on the tiles!

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Dorset Seagull said:

My only claim to fame is that in my early 20's I got the top mark in the country for the National Federation of Roofing Contractors estimators exam. I believe it was 97.5% and before anyone says it yes I celebrated with a night out on the tiles!

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Did you end up in the gutter?

 

Dorset Seagull

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• Apr 28, 2015

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Herr Tubthumper said:

Did you end up in the gutter?

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No I ended up in the valleys

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Dorset Seagull said:

No I ended up in the valleys

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As long as you were g-able to get home afterwards.

 

Triggaaar

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• Apr 28, 2015

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Herr Tubthumper said:

As long as you were g-able to get home afterwards.

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I know I'll get slated for this, but no more roofing gags please.

 

E

essbee

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I'm too modest to tell you all about myself. Suffice to say, what the f**k have you lot
being doing with your lives

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Triggaaar said:

I know I'll get slated for this, but no more roofing gags please.

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cloud

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• Apr 28, 2015

• #109

BSc degree, Italian degree, and currently studying for an MSc with the O.U

 

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I've got an MA and, if I'm lucky, may even have a PhD in a year or so. But the thing I'm really proud of is the national certificate in journalism from years ago.

 

Peter Grummit

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• Apr 28, 2015

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BA (Econ), Warwick
MSc (Eng), Imperial College
Batsman of the Year, Hove Unicorns CC
Dad, highest qualification.

PG

 

BN9 BHA

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• Apr 28, 2015

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Plumbing City and Guilds Craft Certificate
Plumbing City and Guilds Advanced craft certificate.

I have never been asked to show either certificate by any employer,or by anyone I have worked for since being self employed.
But I wouldn't be without either one, I'm glad I did a four year apprenticeship.

I have also never stopped learning in this trade.

 

Triggaaar

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Oh god, I've just realised this thread is an open invitation for one particularly annoying tw@ to post their signature.

 

dazzer6666

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• Apr 28, 2015

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Mile High Club

 

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essbee

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dazzer6666 said:

Mile High Club

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Which is even more impressive because you were flying the plane at the
time

 

El Presidente

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Pattknull med Haksprut

• Apr 28, 2015

• #116

BHASVIC Cricket Colours 1980

Manchester University Cadbury's Creme Egg Eating Champion 1981

Manchester Uni Innovation in Lecturing Award 2007

Manchester Uni Lecturer of year 2009

UK Finance Lecturer of year 2010

14 entries in the Viz Profanisaurus, including Ennis Elbow and Hammond.

 

driller

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• Apr 28, 2015

• #117

i have got my brown wings

 

Dorset Seagull

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• Apr 28, 2015

• #118

I was also crowned butterfly champion when we used to have a pre drinks swimming contest in Ibiza every night back in about 1982. I couldn't actually do the butterfly very well but who gives a toss as the rest of them were more crap than me........happy days!

 

Ralphingtonpuss

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HCPC registered Paramedic & a University mentor & a trauma risk management practitioner.

 

Tim Over Whelmed

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Diablo said:

Thicko me four mediocre O levels

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Ooops, I was so good at school they let me leave when I was 15. After three years and faced with no qualifications & very limited prospects I started a 13 year journey through education at Night School. This saw me get three A levels (Business, Maths & Politics) and go on to become a Fellow of The Chartered Institute of Personnel & Development. During this time I set about sucking in as much experience as I could from jobs, friends businesses, visits, exhibitions and trade shows.

Now run a small investment company and am still learning every single day!