father_and_son
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Gaelic Football --> Garlic Football. Two sides of 11 frenchmen play the beautiful game.
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Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,
- Thread starter Jack Straw
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father_and_son
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Fox Hunting ---> Fox Haunting. Year-round trick-or-treating Megan Fox's Hollywood home. Winner is the first to be hit with a restraining order.
father_and_son
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Sorry! 
[Hour long meeting that was particularly boring... had time to think of some more!]
[Hour long meeting that was particularly boring... had time to think of some more!]
Fop Hunting - Setting the beagles on young men frequenting Sloane Square.
Gazwag
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Greek greco wrestling --> Creek Greco wrestling - winner is the one which doesn't drown, popular when Zeus was a kid
Gazwag
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Tiddlywinks --> Fiddlywinks popular game in the 70's and 80's played by BBC staff which usually finished with the follow up game Tiddlyw*nks
Gazwag
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Trampolining --> Crampolining made popular at the Amex when the time reaches 60 minutes and the away team are winning. Involves laying on the floor while a fellow player leans (know as lining) against your upright legs.
nwgull
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Not to be confused with Gaylic football, which is 22 Irish lesbians having a munch on each other.
Gazwag
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Short Track Speed Skating --> Short Truck Speed Skating - Dangerous winter sport from the 50's and 60's involving 6 skaters chased by a dwarf in a van
father_and_son
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Drag Car Racing --> Drag Cat Racing. 100m sprint, pulling a reluctant moggy on a lead behind you.
Vegas Seagull
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- Jul 10, 2009
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All night Sex : all night Sax (whoever runs out of puff loses)
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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Rennis, Rootball and Ricket.
Popular sporting pastimes of a mystery solving cartoon dog.
Popular sporting pastimes of a mystery solving cartoon dog.
Triathlon > Criathlon. A bunch of women try to watch kitten movies on YouTube without blubbing, last one to succumb wins.
Triathlon > Hiathlon. Young urban males compete to greet each other with complex handshakes and grunts. The most street version wins innit.
Triathlon > Piathlon. Competitors are let loose in the Amex concourse with just £5 and 10 minutes to kick off. Who can secure the best deal yet still be In their seat to witness Baldock miss a sitter?
Triathlon > Wiathlon. Given a smartphone each, contestants fight to find a reliable wifi signal in some truly challenging locations. Like Croydon.
Triathlon > Hiathlon. Young urban males compete to greet each other with complex handshakes and grunts. The most street version wins innit.
Triathlon > Piathlon. Competitors are let loose in the Amex concourse with just £5 and 10 minutes to kick off. Who can secure the best deal yet still be In their seat to witness Baldock miss a sitter?
Triathlon > Wiathlon. Given a smartphone each, contestants fight to find a reliable wifi signal in some truly challenging locations. Like Croydon.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Nutball. New sport for masochists.
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
Caber tossing > Caper tossing: Who can bring manual sexual gratification to a perennial winter-deciduous plant that bears rounded, fleshy leaves and large white to pinkish-white flowers the fastest.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Tossing The Cater (don't try this in the 1901 Club kidz)
