Downhill > Gownhill. Encased in frills, strapped in corsets and swishing their skirts, a load of B-list English actresses race each other down the slopes of diminishing career prospects. Who can convert a bit part in A BBC costume drama into a lucrative Hollywood franchise movie, like wotsherface did with Pirates of the Caribbean, or is it a lame roles in Emmerdale forever?
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Ken Livingstone Seagull
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Hymnastics -- Strenuous competition in which ministers of different denominations compete in musical contortions. Parallel bar segment tests ability to read church music; high beam segment involves reciting Jerusalem backwards while balancing precariously; rings exercise tests vocal dexterity while exchanging vows, etc.
Crickey -- South African sport of imitating The Crocodile Hunter's annoying expletive while prodding spitting cobras with a short stick.
Crickey -- South African sport of imitating The Crocodile Hunter's annoying expletive while prodding spitting cobras with a short stick.
Ken Livingstone Seagull
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Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
Drag Car Racing - Drug Car Racing. Racing cars filled with hidden drugs around the Arlington circuit.
Triple Dump - Another turd based sport in El Pres's shed involving trying to lay the biggest turd in three parts
Hop Skip and Dump - Trying to get to El Pres's shed quickly whilst suffering with a nasty dose of Delhi belly
Triple Dump - Another turd based sport in El Pres's shed involving trying to lay the biggest turd in three parts
Hop Skip and Dump - Trying to get to El Pres's shed quickly whilst suffering with a nasty dose of Delhi belly
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Hives - run around with a ridiculous leather glove, in a squash court designed by a man on LSD and sweat profusely until you come out in hives.
Lodgeball - the aim is to throw the ball and lodge it in an orifice of the opponent.
Fincing - a popular sword duel in New Zealand
High Hump - points gained for either being under the influence of drugs whikst partaking in coitus or global elevation. Double points for both.
Mater Polo - an ancient game for mothers only.
Pater Polo - see above.
Bowels - curling one out to get as close to the jack as possible.
Farts - graded on sound, smell and lack of residue. 60 points up for grabs per category.
Lodgeball - the aim is to throw the ball and lodge it in an orifice of the opponent.
Fincing - a popular sword duel in New Zealand
High Hump - points gained for either being under the influence of drugs whikst partaking in coitus or global elevation. Double points for both.
Mater Polo - an ancient game for mothers only.
Pater Polo - see above.
Bowels - curling one out to get as close to the jack as possible.
Farts - graded on sound, smell and lack of residue. 60 points up for grabs per category.
BHAFC_Pandapops
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- Feb 16, 2011
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SMA Advanced Formula One: Baby version of the famous motor-racing, in stead with prams, or something. Something silly!
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
Tykewando - groups of Barnsley fans having a cuddle
Ken Livingstone Seagull
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HadMinton -- Mornington Crescent type sport involving fans of former Brighton players: variations include HadStorer; HadGrummitt, HadPoskett, etc. I believe the Binney Gambit and Ruggiero Convention are especially popular moves.
Ken Livingstone Seagull
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Coxless Tours: Waterborne fun and frippery whereby the Leyton Orient team spends the preseason afloat, rowing from footy venue to footy venue in timed heats -- Sans their diminutive former Albion midfielder. Sometimes, in the bright evening sunshine, they also have to Wincealot.
Ken Livingstone Seagull
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Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
That, my friend, is brilliant.
I actually think I broke the rules of the game as misspelt taekwondo, but it amused me!!!!!
Baldseagull
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Car Billiards - score varying points for denting different coloured cars in a car park whilst attempting to park, seems popular with the ladies this one.
Mo Gosfield
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- Aug 11, 2010
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Orienteering....Orientnering.
Specialist sport designed for East London. Drive to the vicinity of the Olympic stadium at Stratford ( preferably when WHU have moved in ) Go round and round with the windows down, shouting out..." are we near Orient yet ? "....winner is the one who receives precise directions to Brisbane Road ( even though you can see the floodlights from Stratford )
Specialist sport designed for East London. Drive to the vicinity of the Olympic stadium at Stratford ( preferably when WHU have moved in ) Go round and round with the windows down, shouting out..." are we near Orient yet ? "....winner is the one who receives precise directions to Brisbane Road ( even though you can see the floodlights from Stratford )
El Sid
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Bonkers.
Handcuffed male swinging on a rope attempting to copulate with female who is suspended from a second rope.
Handcuffed male swinging on a rope attempting to copulate with female who is suspended from a second rope.
carteater
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Curling->Hurling
I don't need to explain
I don't need to explain