shoreham seagull 1973
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Mobile phone, remote control and the missus pussy (cat). All of them lethal.
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The zombie apocalypse has started.
- Thread starter RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
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happypig
Staring at the rude boys
Mrs H. If they attack during the wrong week of the month, god help them.
El Sid
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A pinata stick
Dewe-Road-Gull
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- Jul 11, 2012
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Bottle of Sailor Jerry, Paintball mask and my car insurance documents
GreersElbow
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Nothing, be lightweight and head to sainsbury's on Lewes Road.
wardy wonder land
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- Dec 10, 2007
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to the left - office desk phone, heavy hand set but only a 0.5M range due to the cord
why only the left ? i'm much better equiped to the right
to the right - 3 mugs (1 albion) pint glass, glass paper weight, 4-hole hole punch, model of the Galata tower, nearest the pin golf throphy
why only the left ? i'm much better equiped to the right
to the right - 3 mugs (1 albion) pint glass, glass paper weight, 4-hole hole punch, model of the Galata tower, nearest the pin golf throphy
spongy
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I've got a vernier gauge, micrometer, permenant marker and some paperwork. I'm done for.
Grapes of Wrath
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A lady on the train, who clearly hit a few branches when she fell out of the ugly tree!
TheBlueAndWhiteStrips
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I have a spoon.
Camicus
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<<<<<<<This westie we are good to go
willyfantastic
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- Mar 1, 2009
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a kettle bell
TheJasperCo
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Are zombies the ones that morph back into life when you lop their heads off and blow them up?
Godstar
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Does it have to be on my left? Reason being - Left is a 1968 Gretsch White Falcon (mint cond.) mother-of-pearl inlays, & to my right, a stroppy 13yr old daughter in mid-flounce.
Maybe if i turn 180 degrees...HOORAY, problem solved!!
Maybe if i turn 180 degrees...HOORAY, problem solved!!
RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
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In your case I think the rules can be bent slightly. Stroppy 13 year old it is then.
HastingsSeagull
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An electric heater and a desk lamp. I do have a couple of hockey sticks and a set of golf clubs at the foot of the bed though and live next door to a shop that sells katanas/samuri swords so if anyone can help me get through the metal shutter on the shop front we'll be nicely set up. I have a feeling it still has a full set of plate mail armour in there too but not been in in months and it might slow you down while I run away! Then again it will add a bit of time to them tearing you up so I'll be too long gone to witness your death
ryeseagull
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An ancient microfilm reader on a cart.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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A round, ceramic drinks coaster and a stapler. I have a fighting chance, methinks.
Mental Lental
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A small Japanese girl.
I hope she's a secret ninja and is packing a shit load of shurikens.
I hope she's a secret ninja and is packing a shit load of shurikens.