Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Rested or injured?
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Mattock
- Thread starter Mackenzie
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Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
On antibiotics - may be ready for Saturday.
- Jul 7, 2003
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Doesn't he have a "mystery injury", according to Andy Naylor (or was it the other Argus one?) on Twitter last night?
For mystery, read "comedy".
For mystery, read "comedy".
deletebeepbeepbeep
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- May 12, 2009
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Crabs?
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,222
Put his back out swinging from the chandeliers with Mrs Mattock?
Lush
Mods' Pet
What a plum.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,222
Bollocks.
Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
- 29,297
Edited for accuracy.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Ouch.
Superphil
Dismember
A friend of mine was once injured playing football, got hoofed in the midriff, thought not too much about it but then one of his balls swelled up And went black, he described it as looking like an aubergine. Turned out it was internal bleeding in his abdomen, which then followed gravity and collected in his scrotum.
SeagullSongs
And it's all gone quiet..
Did they have to drain it?
Superphil
Dismember
I must confess, by that point in the story I was quite happy just to hear that his nads are now back to normal!
bravohotelalpha
Well-known member
How was damage done? Unconfirmed word from within Albion camp is male grooming which did not quite go according to plan for the razor sharp left back. Today's Argus pg 55 - seagulls diary.
Jesus Gul
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- Feb 23, 2004
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No, Mattock's