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mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,503
England
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oh god. I've ended up nearly pulling a chest muscle from attempting to hide my laughing out loud in the office.

"I f***ed your best mate"
"What?"
"I f***ed your best mate"
"I heard you the first time"

from that point on i was in pain
 






Was not Was

Loitering with intent
Jul 31, 2003
1,590
That video is BRILLIANT. I've been crying with laughter for the last minute.
 
















firemandan

New member
Oct 7, 2010
72
so.......well im now single
things didnt go too well......

i decided to go for the so drunk approach.....
never ever use this line.....
babe im so sorry,i was so drunk,i even had too fold it in....

i have never heard a noise like the noise she made while repeatly smacking my head with her mobile phone.....

i have lumps all over my head and a chipped tooth...
im now back at my parents house although there to disgusted with me to even talk to me,her dad has threatend to kill me if he ever sets eyes on me again....

in a way im thinking i would do anything to get her back....
maybe write her a poem or a song???
but then the cxnt comes out in me and im thinking fxck her i can do better,and her axe wound stinks...

im so confused.........i do love her.

i fear i have lost her forever. its a sad day.
 










collins91

New member
Jan 21, 2010
392
Brighton, United Kingdom
so.......well im now single
things didnt go too well......

i decided to go for the so drunk approach.....
never ever use this line.....
babe im so sorry,i was so drunk,i even had too fold it in....

i have never heard a noise like the noise she made while repeatly smacking my head with her mobile phone.....

i have lumps all over my head and a chipped tooth...
im now back at my parents house although there to disgusted with me to even talk to me,her dad has threatend to kill me if he ever sets eyes on me again....

in a way im thinking i would do anything to get her back....
maybe write her a poem or a song???
but then the cxnt comes out in me and im thinking fxck her i can do better,and her axe wound stinks...

im so confused.........i do love her.

i fear i have lost her forever. its a sad day.


you made the wrong decision go back tell her you were joking lol
 


MrShaun15

New member
Aug 28, 2010
2,484
date her best friend. well...

ex best friend :)

i mean you wank over her?
 




firemandan

New member
Oct 7, 2010
72
her friend rang earlier going mental, she said she wasnt going to ever mention it.....so i have done all this for nothing
 






MrShaun15

New member
Aug 28, 2010
2,484
go back to her and say April fools and pretend that you recorded it but you lost the footage and shes on a show called Punk'd...



it wont work but will be funny to see her hit you with a phone again :D
 








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