Scampi 'N' Lemon Nik Naks...bleeurgh

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I've just had a bag of the "knobbly freaky sticks of corn" Scampi 'n' Lemon variety.
Chuffing HORRIBLE. The stench is unbelievable, and my fingers now smell like an unwashed vagina. They were still strangely compulsive though, and despite it all I stilll worked my way through the small-ish packet, but at what cost ? I now have the foul, fetid breath of a serial rapist, and I fear my keyboard will now retain the odour of a fishmongers gusset.

When it comes to Nik Naks, I'm sticking with the Nice 'n' Spicy from here on. Crisps and FISH are not comfortable bedfellows in my experience (even prawn cocktail is something of an acquired taste, I find). Has anyone else been particularly REVOLTED by a certain crisp variety ?

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Best crisps in the world Niknaks. Cream Cheese ones are nice. Incidently they look remarkably like my toes do Niknaks.

 

looney

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Yea agree with you, those are minging.

Bacon wheat crunchies are the best.

 

pasty

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It's your own fault. You should know by now, the ONLY snack of that ilk worth eating are pickled onion flavour monster munch.

 

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Herr Tubthumper said:

Best crisps in the world Niknaks. Cream Cheese ones are nice. Incidently they look remarkably like my toes do Niknaks.

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Do you have leprosy ?

 

Herr Tubthumper

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nobbly toes

 

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cannedheat

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You have made me feel Sid and Dick now, I hate the f***ing things.

 

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Les Biehn

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Scampi ones are awesome. Worchester sauce Wheat Crunchies are also good.

 

Bigtomfu

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As a concept the nobbled corn phallus is good at holding the flavour- but as you have discovered the Scampi 'n' lemon variety leave you smelling worse than an overused otter's pocket.

In my experience the only crisp to repulse me as much as these are the Roast Lamb and mint variety offered by the otherwise flavour officionados Walkers.

Roast lamb and mint? More like Roast Gary Lineker's warty big toe!

 

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pasty said:

It's your own fault. You should know by now, the ONLY snack of that ilk worth eating are pickled onion flavour monster munch.

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I find them a little strong for my pallette. They make my eyes water a bit.

I think my FAVOURITEST crisps are Cheesy Quavers. I like pushing my tongue gently into the inside of the curl, and then trying to say "sausages" without laughing.
I can amuse myself endlessly, when alone.

 

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Les Biehn

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Does anyone remeber those Apple crisps you could get. Going back a good 15-20 years though.

 

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Bigtomfu said:

In my experience the only crisp to repulse me as much as these are the Roast Lamb and mint variety offered by the otherwise flavour officionados Walkers.

Roast lamb and mint? More like Roast Gary Lineker's warty big toe!

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Oooh, I LIKE those. They really DO taste all lamby and minty, like.

 

Bigtomfu

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I have just thought of another hated corn snack of old:

Spicy beef quarterbacks.

Ming!

 

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cannedheat

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Not crisp but these little fuckers are vomit inducing, cheese footballs

 

Bigtomfu

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Easy 10 said:

Oooh, I LIKE those. They really DO taste all lamby and minty, like.

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I know most people look upon those with much reverance, however to me they might as well be made out of polonium.

 

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What about the 10p bags of SPACE RAIDERS
I still like those. Specially the picture of the scarey ALIEN on the front. And they're not as ONIONY as the Monster Munch.

 

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Cian

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Walkers Cheese and Onion. Worst pisstake of the original I've ever eaten.

 

Bigtomfu

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More often than not Space Raiders are
1) Always stale
2) Only sold in Co-op/Asda/Happy shopper
3) Flavourless.

BUT STILL IRRESISTIBLE!

 

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coventrygull

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What about marmite rice cakes

 

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Les Biehn said:

Does anyone remeber those Apple crisps you could get. Going back a good 15-20 years though.

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Take it that's a no then. They were f***ing horrible anyway.