Try singing this to the tune of MOTD
I said **** off you ****ing wanker
**** off you ****ing ****
**** off you ****ing wanker
**** off you ****ing ****
**** off you ****ing wanker
**** off you ****ing ****
I said **** off you ****ing wanker
And **** off you ****ing ****.
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