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Oh my god, that's the beauty! But the screen is on.

I walked past it first thing this morning. The screen is still dead. I can't imagine that the good folk of Costcutters would allow me to go healthy much longer.

You should get some deep-pan. You'll find that there's a lot more topping. Mountains, i get. Personally, i like both types, but if i want more cheese, i'll go for the DEEP.

You get more topping on a deep-pan because a thin crust simply cannot take the weight. That's a frigging fact.

Well, i've been back down there. There's a tiny purple-haired woman in there who i fancy. She's a bit like an alien, but sort of prettier and probably a little less noxious. I fancy her so much that my nipple actually wore through my reinforced T-shirt and fixed her with a milky glare. She...

But i was hoping to be ill. :(

I did ask the chap whether it was a real machine, and he promised me that pizzas do come out of it and that they will again soon. There seem to be 3 options. I don't know what they are yet as the screen was off. But i can choose between buttons 1, 2 and 3. I may do a poll when i have had it...

I have some awful news. A group of 6 people came along to watch me purchase the offending article, but the machine is OUT OF ORDER! I went into Costcutters and asked them to fix it for me (which was really rather embarassing), and they say it'll be up and running, hopefully, by tomorrow. I'm...

I'll provide as much detail as i can. It'll be like you are eating it/puking i up yourself.

I, Meade's Triumphicus Ball, hereby promise to buy a pizza from that vending machine tomorrow at 1pm. Tune in to NSC for my review. I have looked at the machine and they promise a fresh pizza in 90 seconds. Personally, i think i might end up barking and coughing like an asthamtic hound, but...