When I was about 15 my girlfriend at the time accused me of flashing.
Apparently someone had stood on the wall at the end of her garden in the dark, shone a torch on his penis, and started knocking one out.
She even got her dad to come round and complain to my parents (How the f*** can you say...
I was going to post that!! It was hilarious.
More hilarious was the woman watching the graph monitoring his penis girth on the computer shouting "No!" at him!
At one point I flicked over to see him attaching something to his penis. It was rather disturbing.