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Fatih lost 3-1 tonight (so no dancing in the streets) but on the bright side, Lasagna scored a consolation goal in the 86th. Surely a FLAIR addition in the summer. Sadly, there is no information on who Pasta Lasagna for the goal. Does anyone have a Sauce? Absolutely no (Fu)silli puns please.

I know this is not footy related but parts the island that I now call home have just been decimated by an extraordinary freak wildfire fuelled by 50 to 60 mph winds from a far-way hurricane. I see it made the lead story on the BBC website and on our national news. Our skies are clear but the...

Much as I love an obscure joke that no-one understands because it's distinctively English and I'm on the other side of the world, imagine the frustration at explaining the following side-splitter to a colonial colleague: Me: What's black, steaming, and comes out of Cowes backwards? Colonial...

Cheapest, schmeapest. Wondering if this is the most expensive/most convoluted ever trip to a Seagulls game... The originating occasion is Happy Nuptuals at the Humble Grass Shack on April 6th. The unfortunate BRIDE is Kim Livingston Seagull, so no acronymic issue there at least. Then honeymoon...

Now flying over Greenland en route to the humble grass hut back in Hawaii. During my 3 week S. Coast sojourn I managed the last 4 games, and after the late Preston equalizer contemplated the thought that it was all my fault for showing up -- bringing the Stink Eye Hoodoo etc. Since then, 3 wins...

Proud owner of the Hawaii number plate. Funnily enough, my 13-year-old is training this summer in San Diego with...Albion SC, a top California youth outfit. His Maui team is State Champion and he has just made the US Western Region team. Today, in 1 hour, he will be at the Home Depot Complex...

OK, so what happened to the much-anticipated Dessert World Cup? Having teased us something awful with the delectable comestible nominations, we are left in the lurch with our Spotted Dicks and Knickerbocker Glories just itching to vote. :banana: I think we should be told. I feel fairly certain...

I hereby lay claim to the NSC Warren Aspinall Memorial Slacker Trophy for the Fewest Postings Over the Longest Period. Over my glorious 8 years of NSC registration I have managed a grand total of 54 posts. That's an impressive 6.7 per year. I blame the distance (8,000 miles). No wonder the...