Remember these from a few years ago
Although I say I bought mine so I can use the joke you're in my seat, is your name on it, Yes! It's not true.
When the seats go in Falmer can mine go on a seat in the press box or do we not get a choice where they go?
Cost me a treble on England, Germany and Italy winning
Bastard!
Then again it also cost me (as well as the Bolivia argentina result) on a 15 team accumulator 13 out of the 15 won.
I kid you not
Scargill hurt in station accident
Former miners' leader Arthur Scargill was recovering in hospital after being knocked over by a suitcase as he boarded a train.
Mr Scargill, 66, broke a bone in his elbow in the accident at Sheffield railway station.
He had been on his way to a...
With yesterdays nothing budget, and with petrol rises put off to September (reasonable to assume that the election will come before then) when do ou think the election will be?
I think June.
post C&P from the Rivals site
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Just posted this on the Bury Official Site Message Board...
I sent an email to my MP, Ivan Lewis, on 8 March - as one football fan to another. (I got his email address from the information regarding the "postcard" appeal).
This morning I received a...
OK Best Mate is an odds on so even if you back it and it wins you can get more value backing the second or 3rd than you can backing it to win.
What are the best horses for a place then?
This one is sneaky and it looks very offical even comes through official mail address's. (the first one was the address for the group owner of a yahoo group.)
I have received two in the last 1/2 hour
It comes with content like...
Dear user of Yahoogroups.com e-mail server gateway,
Some of our...
Dixon's are offering a £1 discount on the first DVD or CD bought through their newly launched tie-up with CD Wow.
www.dixons.co.uk for direct access see link on their home page
or go via www.birminghamcarers.org.uk/shop and charity might see some of the action.
Hows that for a misleading title?
Police arrest 96-year-old in cocaine bust
A 96-year-old woman is facing drug charges after police allegedly found crack cocaine in her wheelchair.
Julia Roberts, of North Carolina, is charged with possession of crack with intent to sell and deliver, and with...
Obviously aimed at the entirely stupid
http://www.middleearthfurniture.com/
£35, 000 will get you a round, oak table and 9 chairs
or if that's a bit much you can have a coffee table for a mere £2,250.
TOPPERS (C.I.) LIMITED
We are sorry to report that, due to financial difficulties, it has proved necessary for the Company to cease trading with effect from noon on 9 March.
We attach a notice of a forthcoming meeting of the creditors of the Company. This creditors' meeting is scheduled to...
I know you've all missed me really.
Just found an unguarded phone socket and have connected the laptop to it just so I can send this brief message whilst the staff are elsewhere.
Been held here by evil doctors since Friday getting out tomorrow I hope.
Been diagnosed as diabetic so its a life...