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    [Humour] Harmless work pranks

    Lots of office ones. Rotating the screen and BSOD screensavers, yes. And switching round the key tops worked wonders for those who typed slowly with one finger. One office had loose shelves on the desks, a few strategic pieces of fishwire and when they pulled their chair out *everything* would...
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    [Humour] Joke de Jour

    Chelsea?
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    [Albion] new away fan ID/ticketing system

    Good to know - thanks.
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    [Humour] Joke de Jour

    It varies by species. Scolopendra gigantea has 13 pairs. Another reason they'd be an unlikely signing as they're shit at defending free kicks.
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    [Albion] new away fan ID/ticketing system

    I was selected for ticket pick-up at Brentford. I'm a regular traveller, only missed 1 this year, and it's the first time I've been selected since they brought it in. Moaned a bit about the ballache when the email came, but it was straightforward. Plenty of notice, instructions were simple...
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    [Humour] Joke de Jour

    Technically, it would be neither racist nor specist. Insects are classified as Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Arthropoda Subphylum: Hexapoda Class: Insecta So to treat insects as not animals could be considered "Classist", albeit in a different sense to its more common use for discrimination based...
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    [Albion] Brentford vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

    Watching Peupion, about to offer £300m no doubt
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    [Albion] Brentford vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

    Jack Hinshelwood and Inigo Calderon in the stands too :love:
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    [Football] AFC Liverpool

    Yeah, I got that vibe. Shame as it was a f***ing good game actually and a lot of fun. Ah well.
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    [Football] AFC Liverpool

    This is their singing section. Half an hour in and they've already sung more songs than Expensive Liverpool do all match :lolol:
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    [Misc] Old skool ciggies

    School trips to Germany were great, the fag machines there used to take Deutschmarks which were exactly the same size as 10p coins 😁
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    [Misc] Things you did as kid that don’t seem popular any more

    Taping off the radio, and running cables between 2 tape recorders to copy your mate's tapes. Trying to complete Eye Spy books. Frogspawn and newts. Actually playing with a millennium falcon / at-at / speeder.
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    [Misc] What happened in the 90’s ?

    Summer 1993 when xfm were going for the London licence. I was still at school. Felt like proper adulting. Got drunk and missed the train back. Happy days.
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    [Misc] Old skool ciggies

    Went through a phase of rough rollups for a couple of years. Samson or Drum - "halfzware shag". Mostly twigs. I was 20-40 a day at one point but wow, not for 20 years now.
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    [Food] What is the best half of a hot cross bun?

    Nothing beats a doughy bottom with fat juicy sultanas and loads of butter. Fresh or toasted. Top glaze goes a tiny bit bitter in the toaster. Still yum though. Fresh, I butter then close it back up again. Toasted, I eat them separate.
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    [Football] FA Cup quarter-finals

    Man City v Chelsea made me chuckle. So did Ian Wright saying "shake up the ballbag", can't think why
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    [Drinking] Saturday afternoon drinking thread

    Not trying to preach, just talking gin. I am very boring, though.
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