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How accurate are those breath tests. I only ask because on NYE I had 2 pints at around 10ish and then drove to Brighton to pick a friend up at 1am. I was pulled over and asked to provide a breath sample (yes I was bricking it) and the test read ZERO!. Then I was pulled over at 1.49am in Lancing...

Not the most memorable but certainly one of the most funniest. Step Brothers "Shes thinking Oh my god I have had the old bull but now I want the young calf and she grabs me by the weener"

Stay off the pitch simple! If you want to go on the pitch go to the next concert there.

I dont know who was on Sky but on 5live they had bloody Mark Bright.

Stoke play Anti football end of!

Build a bonfire needs 2 names to work. And Anton does come across as a bit of a t**t as well as his brother!

The pills I had I was meant to take once 3 times a day but I took 2 3 times a day by the 4th one mid day I was on the floor! Powerful stuff

Argument with a kiddie in a pub when I had just turned 18. Some words were said and he said that I was a **** and I had a face like a knob head I responded with the very childish thats not what your mum said last night and speaking of faces I left hers looking like a painters radio. Turned out...

Booked twice I once paid £80 for a nights stay turned out to be the Danubus hotel overlooking Lords cricket ground whilst the Cricket world cup was on the Dutch team were staying in the hotel as well. When I got to the hotel a standard price booking on the day was £399 well worth it

You can record people even in there own house if the police suspect foul play remember that young toff from Bournemouth he was caught by old bill bugging the parents house. Parents 'helped son cover up model - Telegraph

I can see this ending up as a link on BBS! Seriously though I do feel for you and your family its not right at all but the old bill do turn a blind eye. A friend of the Mrs says they regularly go there to try and make them move but theres so many they just dont care. Theres a lot of places in...

The female Steward at the entrance to the West Upper tried to come onto me last night come to think about it! Maybe I should put a complaint in.

Good Luck for the Match.

Was not a real gun but some sort of gas gun according to sky news this morning. Still I would have shit myself

Im glad this is being brought up and reported. Fans not Customers £62 for ticket what £40 for train ticket £50 for food and refreshment minnimum. £150 day out f*** me football is expensive.

Everyone hit the nail on the head Bigger North Stand. At the moment it looks like its pissing into a hurricane

Not in a million years could I afford that.

Anymore than £100 notes in the next 3 seasons I will be out, and that includes Premiership. I dont go to cup games at home anymore because I could spend the £40 on the family. Oh and Mr Barber if you read this thread fans that pay the money will not be able to attract new fans to the Amex if...

Or simply Ohhhhhh oh oh Orlandi ohhhhhh oh oh Orlandi Repeated Simple and effective

Really!! I thought "who are they" was part of the Accrington Stanley team name. Disappointing!