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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. "Where's the Welshman?" the barman asks. "Still in New Zealand."

I'm sure this must be fixtures but I can't see it elsewhere. http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/869020-builders-at-brighton-and-hove-albions-ground-play-seagull-prank-with-seats

Wozza made this post in the thread about the Guardian's secret footballer column and I wanted to make sure it didn't get lost in there. I downloaded issue zero on a pay what you like basis. I went for £1 and it's worth every penny, a very refreshing and interesting read. Just thought I'd...

It's now three weeks away and I just got some good news. Anyone else going? I know Scotty Mac is.

What's the collective term for several IT staff. We have them all over the place in my office today, laughing and joking as the system crashes around our ears. We're not sure how to describe them though, a colleague reckons it might be a nerd of IT staff while I thought it might be a flange of...

Think I might have to relive my childhood and start watching Blue Peter again. Look at who they've got presenting it...

If I know Scott (unfortunately I do) he'll have sent out several inappropriate and mildly sinister Valentines cards today. Now I know Rachel Riley will be on the list of minor celebrities who will be looking to take out a restraining order tomorrow but who else will be? Lauren Branning will have...

I work for a group of newspapers in Somerset. Our Editor in chief decided he wanted to have a headline competition today, for the picture below. The winning entry was 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' which I hate. It's unimaginative and generally crap imo. My favourite was 'Caraticus Trott' (Player...

Wales to come from behind at 60 minutes and win by three points for my money. Anyone else going to be watching it?

Last night we went with 'Vincent Tabak's alibi'. Anyone else have any similarly distasteful suggestions for future names?