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4kg in 2 1/2 weeks! 81 to 85 kg. f***ing disgraceful. Can anyone top that?

Just in case you didn't know. Programme starts 8.40pm local time. If anyone's in Cape Town, give me a shout. That's all.

Every f***ing news or current affairs channel, website, paper full of rent-a-quote bores giving their tedious explanation of the riots, haven't heard anyone say anything interesting, just endless f***-wit speculation and reactionary moralisers. Please just stop, it's getting us nowhere. Makes...

This might seem a little weird but I want to buy a pair of the replica kit shorts on the club's website but am not quite sure how to interpret the sizes as they go up to XXXL (!!!) and I've no idea how big that is. I would have thought I'd probably need a medium, but am worried they may be too...

Someone asked me this and I couldn't give them a decent answer. Plenty of people I admire but couldn't truly say anyone has heroic status for me. Except Reinelt of course. What about you lot?

I know there was a similar thread on this the other day but it needs saying again, Liverpool are an absolute shocking shambles. And I'm quite enjoying it.

BBC News - Ben Eltons Australian comedy series axed Who said the Aussies have no idea about comedy? What were they even doing commissioning such a show though? Hope it doesn't mean he'll be appearing on BBC screens again. Perhaps he can now go back to writing cringeworthy musicals with other...

Awful performances by the minnows today. Complete waste of time. That's all.

Caught out again: Shane Warne cheats on Elizabeth Hurley with London porn star - mirror.co.uk Incorrigible.

LiveLeak.com - Woman eating own poo Not as disgusting as the title of the video suggests. Not really disgusting.

On Supersport 5pm local time. Just FYI if anyone is here and didn't know.

Looking to get hold of a cheapish 2nd hand car soon and my better half wants me to get one she can drive too and is pressuring me to get an automatic but I am resisting telling her she has to learn to drive manual. Always thought there was something faintly unmanly about automatics, especially...

BBC News - CCTV footage released of hold up Now that's the way to hold up a petrol station, with a touch of class.

Shit. Bopara in to replace him. Big loss for us that.

Just been in a cafe and overheard a right bunch of plonkers (pseduo-intellectuals in their early twenties) on a nearby table slagging off the perfectly fine coffee and prattling on about how they 'are simply unable to drink' the stuff served in some other place, 'it makes you wanna puke' etc...

I'm a huge fan of Top Gear. But this time I've had enough | Steve Coogan | Television radio | The Observer Top Gear: for wankers by wankers

Does anyone else ever get like this? You get fed up eating the same old stuff over and over again and you can't think of anything new to try and even if you do it's either too complicated or boring to cook it or you can't get the ingredients etc. In the end you just end up not fancying...

Been driving me nuts trying to remember this. I give in. Any other stupid limericks welcome too.

Vindaloo, although one nearly killed me once. I realise the options don't cover everything but I think they cover a reasonable range.

Anyone know any good'uns?