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Happy Birthday Gavin, You're A f***ing Legend On Here And Seriously Underrated. Keep Doing What You're Doing, You Do It So Well. X

Simple Really. It's The Official "When Do You Think The Princess Of All Our Hearts Jade Goody Will Join The Angels In Heaven For A Celebrity Dead Mother TV Show?" Sweepstakes. Not-So-Reality TV Has Never Been So Fun. I'm Going To Go For Friday Evening When She's Watching Hollyoaks And...

f***ing Hell She Is Thick. I'm Surprised She Manages To Comb Her Hair In The Morning.

The Hours Are Shit, The Pay Is Crap, Listening To The Same Shit On The Radio Can Make You Suicidal. You Have To Deal With Tossers In BMWs On The Motorways And Raping Prostitutes Is Too Much Like Hard Work Trying To Avoid Capture Nowadays To Be Fun. Are There Any Perks To The Job?

There's This Woman Who Works In Our Southampton Office And Over The Last 6 Months We've Been Flirting Over The Phone So Last Week I Asked Her Out For A Drink In Chichester As It's Halfway Between Us Two. I Was Really Up For It As I Was Hoping To Lose My Cherry. Anyway She Turns Up For The Date...

Only Friends Need Reply To This Thread As It Is A Little Delicate In Nature. I Know He's Having A Tough Time Of It Of Late And My Heart Really Goes Out To Him. I'm Not One To Intrude On His Personal Grief So I'm Appealing To His Mates. I Presume Garth Is An "Older" Bloke. He Certainly Comes...

Both Elder And Bas Scored Last Night. The Coca Cola Kid Is Now Valued In The Millions. Meanwhile At Brighton Our Classiest Striker, Jakey, Languishes In Reserves Soon To Go. Makes My Blood Boil. Now You Know Me As A Calm Rational Person But This Farce Will Make Me Lose My Temper Before Long.

This Thread Is Basically To Show Gavin How Much We Love Him. Rules Are Simple. Post A Message Of Support For Southwick's Finest Export. That's All Any Of You Tossers Abuse Him, You Got Me To Answer. Understand?

OK It Was A Good Result But It Looked Like Being A Tough Night Until Walcott's Flukey First Goal Went In. And Lampard Was Shit As Usual. Get Gerard Back In. And What The f*** Is Heskey Doing Up Front? I'm Sorry But Being "A Handful" Aint Going To Win Us The World Cup. My Changes For World...

And Fat. Seriously - Is She Really 14? She Looks Like A Lardy Bernard Bresslaw. Which One Is Which? It's A Toughy, I'll Grant You

And Fat. Seriously - Is She Really 14? She Looks KLike A Lardy Bernard Bresslaw. Which One Is Which? It's A Toughy, I'll Grant You

I'm Always Impressed That The Labour Party Have So Many Clever And Able Women At The Top. Two Of The Brightest Stars Are Hazel Blears, Minister Without Portfolio And Party Chair And Caroline Flint, Minister For Housing. Their Competence, Assuredness And Obvious Abilities Really Do Mark Them Out...

Oy! What's Everyone Up To This Weekend? I'm Going Fishing. Hopefully Get A Nibble Or Two. You Can't Get Better Than A Nice Spot Of Fishing In A Private Lake Im Going To Fish It Until I Catch Something. Should Be Fun. Who's To Say I Won't Get A Whopper Either Then I'll Be Laughing All The Way...

If The Season Started Tomorrow, What Would Your Team Be? My Team Would Be As Follows, With A 3-5-2 Formation: Sullivan Elphick, Hawkins, Elpick Whing, Thomson, Livermore, Virgo, Robinson Mcleod, Murray What Strength We Have Now. Forster, Lynch & Cox On The Bench. I Think Robinson Will Be...

I Was Thinking Today, Some People Are Not Dick Knight's Biggest Fan And Of Course He's Quite Old So Could Die Anytime. Who Would You Like to Take Over If Dick Left? I Quite Like Pete Waterman at MK Dons. At Least He's Built A Stadium

Hello Fellow NSCers. I Don't Know If Any Of You Lot Are Aware But A New Fashion Clothes Shop Has Opened In Hove Catering Exclusively For Transexuals And Cross-Dressers. It's Run By A Very Good Friend Of Mine Who Is Also A Longtime Albion Fan. It Even Got A Mention In The Argus. Shop Opens For...

I'm So Bored I Can't Even Summon Up The Energy To Have A Wank. Anyone Fancy A Fight?

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Which Current Albion Footballer/Member Of Staff Would You A) Marry B) f*** C) Kill And Give Reasons. This Occurred To Me The Other Day Whilst Enjoying A Slice Of Battenburg With Mother. She Asked Me Which Brighton Footballer's Picture I Had Over My Bed Now That Nathan Elder Had Gone...

Interesting Piece In That Bastion Of The Chattering Classes, The Observer Andrew Rawnsley: Cameron or Brown - who will end up with a Crewe cut? | Comment is free | The Observer The Labour campaign is worse. It is, in fact, a disgrace. What was once regarded as the cleverest electioneering...