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im over back in bligty for a few weeks to catch up wiv my bruv and his family and popped over to that new staduim of ours today. bloomin lovly innit? will ave to make a spetial trip over when we are playin wiv the big boys in a few years. haha! ive also kicked the missus into touch. had enuf of...

havent been on here for a while. no shock to you lot id guess but i had a couple of probs with the old lady. drink got to er to much and she got nicked for getting those old resperries out in the bar once two often. so its been a bit quite round here. aven't seen many of you lads over the summer...

the misus and me ave been goin thru a rough patch lately. wat wiv my havin to disapier from the local rozzers and er gettin the hump over my leg over with the barmaid so her mums come to visit and stay at our villa for a few weeks. anyhow there i was aving a swimin our pool and she comes and...

ello my lovlies. not been on in a while. when im on the job i like the doris to shuve her pinkies up me arris but ive got the most god awfull chalfonts at the momnet and it relly hurts but im finding it a bit of a turn on. anyone else like a bit of pain with there slap and tikle?

ello all. Not been on hear in a long time. had a spot of bohter with the spanish old bill. small matter of me avin to keep the old nogin down for a few mnoths. still not all bad as the missus has been livin with her sister back in engladn dureing all that. to make things werse this saucy plump...

me and a few of the lads in the bar are thinkin of jumping on a plain for a nauhty weekend soon. beers more beers and yet more beers wiht a bit of hows yor father thrown in with the local dorises. has anyone got any idears for where to go? we dont mind it bein cold as it wold make a nice...

a bit of trouble with mrs stan. i always knew she was a live-wire but ive found out she being making pornoes which are apprantly the talk of the town here in palma. imagine the shame going round ye mates for a few bottles of cerveza and a film or two to see youre old missues being tag restled...

missus stan was on absolutely top form yesterday. the chrismas basque, titties squashed everywhere, and her red stockings. slatered in the bar in the afternoon and gave me a valentines day blowie behind the counter while i was chatting to adolfo the baker. dirty old woman but i do luv her

the missus was telling me that on an adult chat room she uses there is a fella who reckons hes a famous film maker in the uk. got me thinking about you lot on here, any of you famous?

put your spare euros on the elephants. me and the lads watched the match earlier and there aint no way that drogbas lot will lose this competition now

pepe our new junior barman thought it was bloody funny this afternoon to add this stupid picture to my mails. every time i mail a message i get a picture of two young lads popping up next to me name. my good lady says its a bit queer and wants it removed but i aint got a bloody clue ow to do it...

tried to come on here the otherday and its broke. what a bloody joke our club is if it cant even get its netsite to work. if dick knight cant afford to fix this place how on earth is he going to buy these 5 new players? the lads oin the bar have been proper taking the piss. even mallorca ave...

i never trusted the irishman anyway as they are all dodgy blokes but he has proved himself to be a real problem. im glad to see him go as from reports from friends he cant even pass straight. lesson learnt i say. no more irish players please

do you find slutty behaviour attractive? I think I like a woman that puts out on a regular basis myself. nothing wrong with it, as long as there clean and carefull.

i might have been over here in palma for 26 years now but ive never forgotten a traditional old sussex chrismas. we always have a turkey or a chicken wiv all the trimmings and you really cant beat a liter or two of sangria! so chrismas greetings to you all back in blighty. whats your chrismas...

is there anything wrong with taking a bit on the side when you are married? i am 67 and i wish i had done a bit more fooling around when i was a youngster. its only sex isnt it? what does NSC think about this?

some advice please fella nscers. the wife likes a bit of hows your father like any other 66 year old but im a bit worried about her latest weez. not content with me doing er up the jacksie she now wants me to give her one in the pussy while using a choritzo up er arse. now you lot know that im...

im an oldie but still give the ole boy a run out once a week. not bad i rekon.

had a bloke in the bar last night got his legs blown off in a raodside bomb in iraq 2 yrs back. poor buggur is stuffed and dont even have the money to drown is sorrows. it aint right. i just dont get why anyones even joinin the forces these days. what is the point i ask ya.

Im an old fashioned bloke an like a good old beef burger. been servin em up in the bar for yonks and never had no complaints. the cook is a local lad an he has just got hold of some cheap horse meat. he reckons if we mince it up the punters will never no the difference. he reckons its healthy to...