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[Football] Bruno Fernandes - cheat
- Thread starter Wozza
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Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
He is an utter tosspot.
Neville's Breakfast
Well-known member
Well, yes. Not the only one though is he. There is at least one example of feigning injury and miraculous recovery in every single PL match. Immediately Kieran Trippier springs to mind from last night’s game at Arsenal. Closer to home Buonanotte is a repeat offender.
Peppermint Tea
Well-known member
- Aug 31, 2007
- 1,062
I absolutely loathe Ratboy. That clip sums him up. Ghastly individual…he doesn’t need to do all that bullshit because, annoyingly, he’s obviously a very good player.
I love it when he plays for united. The moaning and antics must instill a little contempt and loathing in the hearts of his team mates, taking the mojo down a notch. And were this the 1970s I'd say he has a very punchable face. No wonder Rashford is playing like he wishes he was somewhere else.
There is feigning injury....and being an absolute mess.
Goofy must loath VAR.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Yep. He got all sorts of dodgy decisions prior to VAR. Sadly VAR can't intervene on fouls outside of the penalty box or give yellow cards for diving
Such a good, yet under used statement of contempt
deletebeepbeepbeep
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- May 12, 2009
- 20,961
Does he not fool any sense of embaressment?
Deadly Danson
Well-known member
See McAtee last week, Enciso and loads of others. I would absolutely have a panel meeting every week to dish out retrospective red cards for anyone deemed to be obviously faking injury/diving/holding the head to stop play etc. No one seems interested in stopping it.
Neville's Breakfast
Well-known member
At one point this is exactly what was going to happen. Just like moving the ball forwards 10 yards for encroachment at free kicks this seemed to get quietly dropped while everyone obsesses on subjective decisions to ‘analyse’ in game.
papachris
Well-known member
How the hell he is captain I don't know. When things aren't going well he doesn't try harder, encourage others, fight for the team. He just shows this utterly selfish behaviour and feeling sorry for himself. He really is a bad apple in that team.
Compare to our captain Dunky. It would be easy yesterday to give up when things were against us. A goal and a man down after dominating the game. But he he kept going right into added on time to get the equaliser. I know who I would rather have in my team
Compare to our captain Dunky. It would be easy yesterday to give up when things were against us. A goal and a man down after dominating the game. But he he kept going right into added on time to get the equaliser. I know who I would rather have in my team
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Wanker
Refs should be bold in issuing yellows for blatant cheating, every time and particularly not be swayed by Manure.
ConfusedGloryHunter
He/him/his/that muppet
- Jul 6, 2011
- 2,047
The sad fact is that the cheating often gets rewarded and very rarely punished.
B-right-on
Living the dream
Like anything, there's levels of this. I can't remember once when any of our players rolled around like this tosspot and then miraculously recover from his career threatening injury, to gallantly play on despite his leg pouring with blood.
Fernandez is up there with Zaha as the true masters of being a wanker.
Pretty sure they only made him captain so he gets more leeway to be in the refs face constantly. He sets a shocking example for that team and to the kids up and down the country that watch him, I can't think of a less suitable captain.
Genuinely can't throw any stones on this thread all the time Goodnight plays for us.
That said Goodnight was much better yesterday.
If he's been spoken too and that's the 'new me', then I'll have 2 flat stones and a bag of gravel.
That said Goodnight was much better yesterday.
If he's been spoken too and that's the 'new me', then I'll have 2 flat stones and a bag of gravel.