Recent content by markychap

haha :D that’s quite an impressive CV! So what happened on the coach?

In these depressing times, there must be a few more stories to resurrect this thread, surely? :lolol::lolol:

Imagine lasting out and then when you finally get there, someone's lost the key!!

http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/13172367.Federation_in_probe_over_treatment_of_police_officers/

"A police officer has finally received an apology more than 18 months after an incident at the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow in which he was kept waiting so long to be relieved for a toilet break that he ended up messing himself in public. The un-named constable, who developed a stomach upset...

Trust me, if they were all he'd been wearing, I'd have been staring intently at his socks!! (I do know what you really meant!!) I accept the jibes suggesting I have too much time on my hands - fair comments. But it had to be said. If he'd just had white socks on, so be it, a bit of a dork...

Performance average so far, I'd say. No offers yet.

We are still in the process of trying to sell our house and recently we invited round a new estate agent and this young guy turned up, about 23/24, to have a look round. He was very smartly attired - expensive-looking dark grey suit, waistcoat, crisp white shirt and polished black shoes - and...

Some amusing stories on this thread. The first one here is comical but the second one is amazing - are you seriously saying that the copper wet his pants rather than say he had to go? No way!

I read it as just setting out the circumstances rather than having a moan, but fascinating to hear, whatever. The bearskin must be almost unbearable in humid conditions and those boots always look hot and heavy too. I guessing fear of fainting on parade must be as big an issue as coping with...

I admire that, I really do. Did you not even get a drink or some sort of refreshment during that period?

See Bushey's post no #5 :D

...more to the point, how does Prince Edward justify turning out in a military uniform adorned with a row of medals?!! I don't get that one, at all.

I once spent about five hours at a beer/folk festival near Munich and didn't go for a wee once - although I was a bit drunk, so perhaps I did and didn't notice!! :cheers:

Oops, apologies ... never even thought about it, to be honest.