Recent content by Ken Livingstone Seagull

I can answer that one. Absolutely, de rigeur in this parish. (When in Rome and all that)...

Ah, Millom. As a dyed-in-the-wool suvvener, having never ventured further north than Uxbridge, one of the first chaps I met at uni many, many moons ago declared himself from Millom. I was with my mate The Vicar (long story -- from Orpington) and we innocently asked where Millom was. "Between...

No Lady Penelope? What are you thinking, Harry?

Fatih lost 3-1 tonight (so no dancing in the streets) but on the bright side, Lasagna scored a consolation goal in the 86th. Surely a FLAIR addition in the summer. Sadly, there is no information on who Pasta Lasagna for the goal. Does anyone have a Sauce? Absolutely no (Fu)silli puns please.

Knock knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Knock knock Who's there? Lemon Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Lemon, or try the Dishes joke again?

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes Santa Claus, open up

Was that the Cardiff match where we piled into the Portacabin for a lunch knees-up pre-game and voted Andy Crosby Mom? One of my all-too-rare forays over both ponds. Mark Walton had a cracker that day between the sticks as I (dimly) recall. Simster, you were there, Afters, Mr.Putdown...MoH and...

Norwich C (brother's team from his UEA days) Slough Town (saw my first game at the Dolphin ground vs Hitchin T) QPR (first league game at the Loftus) Bristol R (mum's team, watched them at Eastville) Weston-Super-Mare (my mum's other team) Brentford (grandads team) Dog & Duck (Maui adult...

Notmundane at the time but I had lunch (in Santa Fe, NM) AND dinner (LA) with Suzanne Hoffs (Bangles) in the late 80s. I can report that she is (was) both a lovely person and gorgeous.

Up at 8am. Bowl of Sugar Smacks with diced fresh papaya from the front yard and a nice cuppa (leaf tea from the UK of course). Make Mrs Livingstone a filter drip coffee with whipped cream, put on my Fat Boy Hawaiian shirt for luck, back to bed, and turn on Fubo TV which has meanwhile...

Gah! Bloody technology... 🤬

Glory N'zingo -- Reims. Flair name. Champagne skills. Must sign.

I know this is not footy related but parts the island that I now call home have just been decimated by an extraordinary freak wildfire fuelled by 50 to 60 mph winds from a far-way hurricane. I see it made the lead story on the BBC website and on our national news. Our skies are clear but the...

Fookin hilarious. Unless of course you have two African American sons like I do. But, hey, just harmless banter, innit? 1066FM, you're welcome to come over to my manor and tell my kids that joke to their face. Gutless racist.

Hubert Booth invented the vacuum cleaner in 1901, as any fule kno. The antichrist you refer to is that Dyson chap. As you so eruditely posit, dandies such as Herbert Hoover, Dyson and Mr. Shark et al have plundered this magnificent yet misunderstood device. The knight who rescued the whole...