Don't be shy on seasoning. You'd be surprised how good watery UK imported veg can be when roasted with some good olive oil (doesn't have to be extra virgin for cooking - just the right variety), salt, pepper and whatever protein you want. Throw in some fennel seeds or whatever and you're in for...
I think he's doing the right thing here. Enjoy your payoff/gardening salary and wait for a decent job to come up rather than rushing into another car crash like Wolves or Man United. Probably waiting for Newcastle, England/Sweden etc.
I was initially gutted I'd missed the boat on ordering one, but looking at all these complaints of them turning up stinky and falling apart has settled my fomo. Also.... we're clearly never going to wear this shirt as we could have against Ajax, considering they played in all black, and decided...