This all sounds like scripts from Drop the Dead Donkey in which Gus Hedges would say pearls such as "problems are just the pregnant mothers of solutions" or "today is tomorrow's tadpole of opportunity"!
Has anyone's manager ever walked up to them with an idea that he would like you to "run...
Yeah I'm only pulling your leg mate. I do have an Ancestry account and have traced my relatives back to the 1700s (farmers from Storrington and surrounding areas, in case you're wondering) but haven't felt the need to spit in a jar yet! I find the whole genealogy thing fascinating but...
You seem to be more than a little paranoid. Lots of if's, but's and maybe's there. Do you also wrap tinfoil around your head or sleep in a nuclear shelter?